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RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

Ancient, bygone habits, DialUp, disappearing customs, disappearing fads, disappearing traditions, discontinued products, forgotten practices, forgotten toys, History, obsolete technology, obsolete trends, old-fashioned styles, old-school items, once-common objects, outdated fashion, outdated trends, past popular items, rare collectibles, rare memorabilia, RetroCraft, uncommon relics, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	120
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

arms sales, China, China-Taiwan relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, Government, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military intervention, Minecraft, opposition, political tension, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, U.S, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

Autonomy, Call, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, LegitCraft, legitimacy, national identity, Politics, presidential power, putin, Putins, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraines, world affairs, Zelenskiy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

BlockbusterBlunders

Analysis, BlockbusterBlunders, Characters, critical thinking, deep dive, favorite book, favorite movie, hidden meaning, Insight, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Message, missed the point, misunderstanding, Overlooked, perspective, Plot, reevaluation, Reflection, storytelling, Themes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5292	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Crops Grown:	4811	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Enchantments Applied:	53
Votes:	8066	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Potions Brewed:	172
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!

CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineCraftMogul

abundance, Charity, Entrepreneurship, extravagant living, financial freedom, Generosity, giving back, indulgence, Investments, leisure, luxury, material possessions, MineCraftMogul, opulence, philanthropy, prosperity, self improvement, Social Impact, success, travel, wealth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where diamonds are just shiny rocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing up your house!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride on a flying pig to explore the vast lands, and even have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being rich in a Minecraft world like no other!