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KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders

Blunders, border disputes, bridge destruction, Bridge.., Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military technology, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Ukraine, War Tactics, Western rockets

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ores Mined:	3093	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

RareCancerCraft

cancer patients, cancer research, cancer study, common cancer patients, common cancers, mental health, mental health issues, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, mental health study, Patients, psychological health, psychological outcomes, psychological research, psychological study, rare cancer patients, rare cancers, RareCancerCraft, Risk, study

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	76
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	5

so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.

join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.

not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, Anpanman, Anpanmans, Bread man, cartoon, childhood favorite, children’s show, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural impact, Entertainment, global perspectives, ignorance, Japanese culture, lack of awareness, long tail tag, Media, Minecraft, neglected, pop culture, Realm, Server, SuperHero, West, western society

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust!

TreasuryBillz4Doordash Minecraft SMP

DoorDash, Economy, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, interest rates, investing, investment strategies, long-term growth, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Overpaying, passive income, personal finance, savings, smart investing, smp, stock market, treasury bills, TreasuryBillz4Doordash, wealth building

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	2375
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	138534	Void Gems Collected:	11
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Doordash deliveries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Not only do we offer a thriving economy where treasury bills are paying over 5%, but our stock market is booming like never before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the diamond-hungry miner who accidentally stumbled upon a secret vault filled with enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds this vault will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest economy, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the blocky world of Minecraft!

IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	9498
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Votes:	9771
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	330115

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Falling into the Void:	0

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!