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SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	984
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	3653
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5091	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mines Excavated:	1143	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Emeralds Found:	229

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	125
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?

IsraelCraft

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, IsraelCraft, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, War, West Bank

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we are on a mission to conquer Israel in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly skilled players who have been training for this moment their whole lives. We have secret weapons, like diamond pickaxes that shoot fireballs and armor made of enchanted chicken feathers.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the desert, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to conquer Israel in Minecraft and become a part of the most outrageous adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky pixels.