The kidney Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Convicts

books, Convicts, Crafty, disability, free food, free shelter, internet, kicking out, life in prison, living with parents, NEET, PHONES, prison benefits, prison considerations., prison decision, Prison Experience, prison life, prison resources, Prisonmaxxing, state laws, Welfare, work

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Void Gems Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

AnonCraft, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builds, Communication, Conversation, Digital, forum, Greeting, hello, Identity, Interaction, internet, Message, Minecraft, No. 195939338, ONLINE, post, privacy, text, Thread, User, Weirdest

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

RoboCraft: Where Even Robots Can’t Resist the Urge to Mine and Build!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BUILD, computer science, Digital, Electronic Games, Entertainment, Future, futuristic, Gaming, gaming industry, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, programming, Resist, robocraft, robotics, Robots, Technology, urge, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with boring old humans? Well, on our server, we have a special guest – a robot who is obsessed with playing video games! Join us for a chance to team up with our robotic friend and conquer the virtual world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some new coding skills along the way! So why wait? Join our server now and game on with our mechanical buddy!

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

blocks, Dead, Fall, Forgotten, Rise, ZombieCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale Server

battle, blocky, Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Royale.., Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Server, Short stories, Space Ranger, Trailer, Venture

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for Season 10 where we have competitive battles, defense matrix madness, and a new hero named Venture who will take you on the wildest adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Clash gamemode trial where chaos reigns supreme, a Mirrorwatch mode where everything is flipped upside down, and even a Pride Event where you can show off your fabulous skins.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon, a Space Ranger theme for Season 12, and even a new tank hero in Season 14. Plus, we’re revamping maps like Havana, Circuit, Numbani, and Dorado to keep things fresh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some exclusive skins through our esports events. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

Anon, Anons, Blockheads, books, Crafty, creativity, culture, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, hobby, Individuality, interests, leisure, LOLzCraft, McLaughingtons, Music, Passion, Pastime, power electronics, reading, Relaxation, scenario, Schizo, Self-expression, Unleash

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Butts & Bizarre Banter Minecraft Server

Anime, banter, BIZARRE, blocky, bullying, Butts, controversy, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, fanbase, Fandom, Fans, hygiene, mha, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, offensive, offensive behavior, online communities, popular culture, Server, Shit, smell, social media, Stereotypes, toxic behavior

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by MHA fans who smell like literal poop? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to deal with stinky anime fans again. Our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon your favorite MHA characters to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stench and hello to epic Minecraft adventures on our server!

NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.

Accountability, attitude, building, criminal records, Decision making, Democracy, elections, Ethics, Government, Integrity, Justice, law enforcement, mobs, mugshots, Nah, NahCraft, not voting, obvious, Optional, Politics, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, society, VALUES, Voting, yeah

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures!

PastaCraft: Where we mine diamonds instead of eating spaghetti! 🍝💎

Ancestry, challenge, culture, diamonds, Diversity, Eating, family, family history, heritage, History, Identity, Italian, Luigi, Mario, namesakes, Overcome, PastaCraft, pride, RELATIVES, representation, Spaghetti, Stereotypes, tradition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of all the Italian stereotypes in Minecraft? Join our server where we are on a mission to beat those stereotypes! We even have two great uncles named Mario and Luigi who are always causing chaos and making pasta in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with pizza parties, pasta battles, and plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who needs a princess when you have us? Come join the fun and let’s show the world what true Italian Minecraft players are made of!

GolfingCraft: Where Creepers caddy and Endermen perfect their swing! Tee off now on our virtual fairways!

#announcement, bros, Caddy, Clap Hanz, console, CREEPERS, Disappointment, endermen, Entertainment, fairways, Gaming, gaming industry, golf game, GolfingCraft, PC, perfect, quest 2, quest 3, sad news, sports, Steam, SWING, Technology, tee, Ultimate Swing Golf, virtual, virtual reality, vr, Wishlist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of searching for a fun golf game on Steam? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic and outrageous golf course you’ve ever seen! Picture this: giant creeper obstacles, lava pits, and even flying pigs that try to steal your golf balls. It’s like mini-golf on steroids, and it’s all waiting for you to conquer. So why waste your time on Steam when you can join us and experience the craziest golf game of your life? Hit that join button now and let the golfing madness begin!