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CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	408
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Dragon Eggs Found:	8109
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	82	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Rainbows Spotted:	6

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dragons Tamed:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	1989
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	1265
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!