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Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Farms Harvested:	128	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

My Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mines Excavated:	2709
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Towns Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88
Potions Brewed:	170	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.