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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1151 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Ores Mined: | 7876 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!