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Minecraft SMP – Ukraine Happening General

Belgorod, border regions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, domestic-made ballistic missile, drone attack, F-16 crash, gas pipeline, general, Happening, Kharkiv, Minecraft, missile strike, mongolia, oil base, Poltava, putin, Rostov Oblast, russia, smp, state secret, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8511	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more intense than the Ukraine conflict! Our server is so action-packed, Putin himself claims our players face no resistance while advancing in the game. Zelenskyy may have reshuffled his cabinet, but our players will never shuffle their loyalty to our server.

Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!

We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!

So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP, unconventional aesthetics, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charisma, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional magnetism, Unique Features

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	312548
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Void Gems Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!

CraftyNoobSkills

Ability, Adaptability, capability, common, Communication, competence, CraftyNoobSkills, critical thinking, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, important, Lacking, life skill, necessary, practical, problem solving, proficiency, skill, talent, valuable

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	117	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8002	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO

#cyberattacks, allied nations, Conflict, cyber threats, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital warfare, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign policy, HACKING, Information Security, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military aggression, nato, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, US

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!

Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

Animals, Bingo, Bingos, catchy tune, Childhood, children’s song, classic, dog, Farm, Farmer, Farmyard, Fun, Lyrics, Memory, Music, name.., Nostalgia, nursery rhyme, old macdonald, Repetition, rhyme, sing-along, song

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

antidepressant, brain function, depression relief, depression treatment, glutamate receptor, gun, INTERRUPTS, ketamine, ketamine research, ketamine therapy, Machine, mental health, mental health breakthrough, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilization, neural activity, neuroplasticity, neurotransmitters, NMDA receptor, psychiatric medication, psychiatric therapy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crops Grown:	8547	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

What is the IP for Swag x Godly Minecraft Server?

GODLY, Minecraft, Server, swag

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ores Mined:	8305
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Swag x Godly is a talented and versatile artist who combines elements of swag and spirituality in his music. With his unique blend of street smarts and higher consciousness, he captures the attention of listeners with his catchy hooks and thought-provoking lyrics. Swag x Godly is carving out his own lane in the music industry, elevating the rap game with his innovative style and infectious energy.

Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	2630	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

play.leastnw.com

Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.