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  • MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

    MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2812
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

    But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

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  • Server26: Where You’re Never Too Old to Punch Trees and Build a Farm with Friends!

    Server26: Where You’re Never Too Old to Punch Trees and Build a Farm with Friends!
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 3561
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Votes: 5204 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Rules

    Community

    If you are looking for a laid-back community with a close-knit group of players, events, and a helpful staff, this server may be right for you.

    Gameplay

    This server aims to provide a vanilla Minecraft experience with no map resets, allowing players to focus on long-term projects like megabases. The spawn city is protected, and outside the city, players can build their own bases.

    Specs & Plugins

    The server is hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM and runs on Paper. Plugins include GriefPrevention for land claiming and a chest shop plugin for trading. Various datapacks and tweaks enhance gameplay.

    FAQ

    Q: Is there a minimum age requirement for this server?

    A: Yes, the server is 18+ only. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks available on this server?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or advantages available for purchase with real money.

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  • Tranny Janny’s Crafty Server

    Tranny Janny’s Crafty Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 1588
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3595
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • Jannie’s Wild World: Where Rules Are Made to Be Broken!

    Jannie’s Wild World: Where Rules Are Made to Be Broken!
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8721
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most banana-filled server you’ll ever encounter!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!

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  • Crafting in Exile 2: Prison Breakout! Join now for chaos and questionable decisions! 1.20.1

    Crafting in Exile 2: Prison Breakout! Join now for chaos and questionable decisions! 1.20.1
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3396
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Potions Brewed: 88 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fresh Anarchy Server

    Server Features
    Mystical Modpack: Dive into a world dominated by enchantments and arcane arts, with just a hint of technology to spice things up.
    Anarchy Unleashed: No rules, no boundaries. Forge alliances or become a lone wolf in a land where only the cunning survive.
    Survival of the Fittest: Brace yourself for Hard Mode, where only the bravest dare to tread.
    Evolving Threats: The creatures of the night grow stronger, leveling up to challenge even the most seasoned adventurers.
    Trade Empires: Establish your own shop, trade goods with fellow players, and build your empire in a dynamic economy.
    A World of Possibilities: Discover hidden secrets, participate in community events, and carve your own path to glory.

    Discord

    https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy

    IP

    cte.machocraft.com

    Version

    Latest, as shown on MOTD

    Modpack

    https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/craft-to-exile-2

    Join us in Craft to Exile 2, where your magic can shape the world and your wits can keep you alive. Are you ready to write your own legend?

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP: cte.machocraft.com

    2. Is there a Discord server for community interaction?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy

    3. What version of Minecraft is required to play on this server?

    The server is running on the latest version, as shown on the MOTD.

    4. Can I use any other modpacks on this server?

    No, the server is specifically running the Craft to Exile 2 modpack.

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  • AbandonedCraft

    AbandonedCraft
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 791
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 239
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with serious players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of chuubas who used to stream but stopped for the most ridiculous reasons! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most hilarious ways possible. From accidentally setting off TNT in our own bases to getting lost in the Nether because we were too busy dancing to virtual idols, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. So come join us and see why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

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  • CraftyCreeper911: Emergency Minecraft Fun!

    CraftyCreeper911: Emergency Minecraft Fun!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9166
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 243 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Bobby is either gonna die or retire soon and we are NOT ready for it, bros! Join us for the ultimate thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will Bobby meet his demise at the hands of a horde of creepers? Or will he retire to a peaceful life of farming carrots? The suspense is killing us, literally!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with him and conquer the world, or challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to become the new ruler of the server. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, excitement, and pure insanity that awaits you. Bobby’s fate hangs in the balance, and only you can help decide his ultimate destiny. See you in the game, bros!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DEMONCRAFTMC.RU 1.17 – 1.19 Minecraft server

    DEMONCRAFTMC.RU 1.17 – 1.19 Minecraft server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9371
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

    demoncraftmc.ru

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  • Diversity SMP: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend, griefers are not welcome, and the map is older than your average 10-year-old!

    Diversity SMP: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend, griefers are not welcome, and the map is older than your average 10-year-old!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6328
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Diversity Minecraft Server Overview

    Diversity For Everyone
    Address: play.diversitymc.net
    Version: 1.20.4
    Rules: diversitymc.net/rules
    Website: diversitymc.net
    Dynmap: https://smp.dynmap.diversitymc.net/
    Discord: diversitymc.net/discord

    No, it’s not the map

    Discover Diversity: The Minecraft SMP Where Everyone Belongs

    Hello, Minecraft adventurers!

    Are you tired of servers that reset every few months, wiping out all your hard work? Looking for a vibrant, inclusive community where respect and fun go hand in hand? Welcome to Diversity, the Minecraft SMP community where everyone is valued and your creations are here to stay!

    Why Choose Diversity?

    1. A Forever World Our world has been thriving for 10 years and will continue to do so as long as we keep the lights on. Your builds in the Overworld and Nether are permanent fixtures, with the End reset just once for fresh adventures. Here, your creativity and hard work are preserved for the long haul.

    2. A Safe, Respectful Community We pride ourselves on fostering a community that embraces diversity in every form. Age, gender, ethnicity, nationality, sexuality, beliefs—whatever your background, you’ll find a welcoming space here. Our top rule? Respect each other. Trolls and troublemakers are swiftly removed, ensuring a positive environment for all.

    3. Always Connected Join our Discord server to stay connected, even on the go. Whether you’re seeking advice, sharing your latest build, or just chatting with friends, our Discord is the place to be. It’s seamlessly integrated with our Minecraft server, so you’re never out of touch.

    4. Resource Worlds Need materials without damaging the main worlds? Our weekly-resetting Ores worlds are perfect for mining resources. They’re more challenging—think more lava and no water buckets—but they keep the main worlds pristine.

    5. Grief Prevention Protect your creations with ease using GriefPrevention. We offer abundant claim blocks to safeguard your builds from any unwanted interference. Your masterpieces are safe with us.

    6. Rewarding Dedication The longer you play, the more rewards you earn. Our timed ranks system ensures that your commitment and loyalty are recognized and rewarded.

    7. Community Resources and Trade Take advantage of public farms to gather resources or visit our shopping districts to trade with fellow players. We eschew virtual currency, preferring good old-fashioned item trading, often facilitated by custom villagers in shops.

    And much more! From community events to collaborative builds, there’s always something happening in Diversity.

    Join us and see why so many players call Diversity the best Minecraft server they’ve ever played on. Dive into a world where your imagination is the only limit and a friendly, supportive community is always by your side.

    Address: play.diversitymc.net

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  • MineSpot Frenzy

    MineSpot Frenzy
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 241
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good old days when Gamespot was the reigning champ of gaming news? Well, they lost the crown when they tried to challenge our Minecraft server! IGN may be successful, but they couldn’t handle the epicness of our server. Join us for wild adventures, insane builds, and a community so awesome, even Notch himself is jealous! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the ultimate gaming experience – join our server now and see why Gamespot couldn’t handle the heat!

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