The Hilarious History of TommyInnit Minecraft Servers

Divine Power Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Defeat, demon juice, Divine, divine power, epic battle, godlike abilities, godlike power, godlike strength, godlike vs vampire, godly abilities, godly power, godly strength, power, powerful beings, Realm, Supernatural, supernatural abilities, supernatural beings, supernatural showdown, ULTIMATE DEFEAT, ultimate power, Vampire, vampire strength

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	555	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realzies. It’s got powers that are like, beyond godlike, I’m talking next level shiz here. But get this, even with all that power, you can still get your butt kicked by a vampire who’s chugging demon juice like it’s water. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join this server and embrace the chaos, my dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that.

DadCraft: NoSoloTime

childcare, children, Communication, concerns, DadCraft, epilepsy, family, fear, financial struggles, income, Job, medical condition, newborn, NoSoloTime, parenting, Safety, Seizure, stay at home mom, Support, Toddler, Trust, wellbeing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only seizures you’ll be experiencing are from the sheer excitement of playing on our epic server!

Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life worries behind. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to worry about your partner’s epilepsy or your financial struggles.

Imagine a world where your biggest concern is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. No falling babies here, just falling blocks as you create your own virtual paradise.

So come on, leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MeatEater SMP: Hell’s Boss – Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, animal, Boss, carnivore, dietary choices, eating habits, Eternal Damnation, food chain, gluttony, guilty conscience, Hell, HellS, judgment day, Karma, meat lover, meateater, Minecraft, moral consequences, moral dilemma, punishment, Reincarnation, smp, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs, underworld

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Potions Brewed:	189	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where you spawn in hell and all the animals are in charge because you ate them too much in real life, bro. Like, if you ate a lot of chickens, then chickens are the bosses in hell and they make you do chicken dances all day. But if you ate a lot of cows, then cows are the rulers and they force you to milk them all day. It’s like a crazy animal kingdom, but in hell, man. You gotta join this server to see which animal is gonna make your life a living hell, literally. It’s gonna be wild, dude. So come join us and let’s see who’s gonna be your animal overlord, hahaha!

EpsteinCraft2020

Accountability, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, Epstein, EpsteinCraft2020, Government, influence, investigation, Justice, Politics, Powerful, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, suspicious, transparency, trump, Truth, Wealthy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crops Grown:	1084	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have secret tunnels leading to hidden treasure, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies the elusive Epstein files, and only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the truth behind why Trump won’t release them. Will you be the one to solve the mystery and become the hero of our server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuskCraft: Far Right Fun!

Appearance, billionaire, campaign event, controversial figure, controversy, current events, elon musk, entrepreneur, far right, Fun, German, influential figure, MuskCraft, News, Politics, public appearance, public figure, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, Video

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2196
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, u know dat guy elon musk? well, he like, totally showed up at dis german far right campaign event, but get dis, he wasn’t even invited! he just like, popped up on a video or sumthin.

anyway, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk and crash parties u weren’t invited to, den u gotta join dis minecraft server. we got crazier events dan a surprise appearance from elon musk, like a pig racing competition where da winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

plus, our staff team is made up of actual aliens from area 51, so u know u gonna have a out-of-this-world experience. join now and be part of da madness, cuz why not?

Dog Ate My Blocks

Animals, Assignment, ate, believe.., blocks, classic, cliché excuse, common, dog, education, funny, homework, humor, JOKE, lie, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, School, STUDENT, Teacher, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.

and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.

also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?

oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.

so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bedrock Crossplay, Brewing, contracts, Custom Items, Custom terrain, description, Discord, Economy, Farming, FrontierSMP, https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU, Main Features, Play.FrontierSMP.net, PORT, Pyrofishing, SC_OFF, SC_ON, server ip, smp, Version, Wiki

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chimeras Created:	2

Minecraft Server: FrontierSMP

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to promote and enhance the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy without crazy numbers in the balance top.
Custom Items: Fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for collection.
PyroFishing & Farming: Enjoy fishing and farming plugins with Mining being added soon.
Contracts: Work with other members to complete contracts for major infrastructure builds.
No Pay To Win: We do not promote pay-to-win!

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled with the server port being 19132.

Q: Are there custom terrain and structures on this server?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is there a balanced economy on the server?

A: Yes, efforts have been made to balance the economy and avoid crazy numbers in the balance top.

Q: Are there custom items available on this server?

A: Yes, there are custom fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: How can I participate in contracts on the server?

A: Work with other members to complete contracts presented by the staff for major infrastructure builds on the server. More information can be found on the server’s Discord.

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, audio porn, Autumnboy4, Changing Room, Echoing, erotic audio, explicit, Femboy, fetish, Gay, gonewildaudio, INTIMATE, LGBTQ, Male, male audio, NSFW, Realms, reddit, Roleplay, seduction, silly, smug, Soundgasm, voyeurism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow of insanity! Imagine if the changing room at the gym was run by a smug femboy who catches you staring and then challenges you to a duel with diamond swords! That’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on this server, man. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme come to life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some blocks and your sanity on this wacky server!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, CleanCraft, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, household chores, Household Management, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, parenting, personal growth, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Server, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges!

Just like navigating a messy room in a level 5 hurricane, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and thrive in a chaotic world. With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your fellow players, just like the OP in this story. Will you be the one to finally get them to put their coffee mugs in the sink? Or will you be the messy player leaving a trail of chaos in your wake?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the messiness and emerge victorious! Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: clean up after yourself or face the consequences!

NeighborSnitchMC

apartment, complaining, DAUGHTER, Eviction, former smoker, freezing cold, grounds for eviction, INCONVENIENCE, Lease, main office, neighbors, NeighborSnitchMC, new england, no smoking rule, Reporting, smell, smell linger, smoking, WIBTAH

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9599	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of your neighbors turning your apartment into a smoke-filled sauna? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of cigarettes for good! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy and game on without any unwanted odors.

Imagine a world where the only thing smoking is your skills at building epic structures and battling mobs. Say goodbye to the smell of smoke wafting through your walls and hello to the sweet scent of victory as you conquer our virtual realm.

Don’t let your neighbors’ bad habits ruin your gaming experience. Report them to the main office of our Minecraft server and watch as they get evicted from our pixelated paradise. It’s not being an asshole, it’s just good old-fashioned justice in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come join us on our smoke-free Minecraft server and leave the real-world stink behind. Your daughter will thank you, your friends will envy you, and your neighbors will be left wondering where all the smoke went. Let’s game on, smoke-free style!