the happyhills homicide shorts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!
Confused, Corruption, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Development, Economy, education, environmental issues, geography, Healthcare, income inequality, Infrastructure, living conditions, political issues, POVERTY, quality of life, Rich, shithole, Social Issues, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Technology, tourism, urbanization
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!
Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.
Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.
Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!

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Blocky McBlockface: The LOLcraft Server
Allied Race, blocky, character creation, Customization, Customization options, DROPPED, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, gay bird people, Harronir, LGBTQ Representation, LolCraft, McBlockface, mmorpg, new race, Online game, Server, update, video game, War, World of Warcraft, wow, wowhead
Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old races in the game? Well, have no fear because a NEW RACE has just dropped on our server – the gay bird people! Yes, you heard that right, you can now soar through the skies and build your nest in the clouds.
But wait, there’s more! These bird people come with customizable features, so you can make your character truly unique. Want rainbow feathers and sparkly wings? No problem! The possibilities are endless.
Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where you can fly high and conquer the skies with your fabulous feathered friends. Don’t miss out on this EPIC opportunity to be part of the gay bird revolution!

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FloodCraft: Dubai Edition
biblical, climate change, cloud seeding, disaster preparedness, disaster response, DUBAI, Edition, emergency, emergency management, environmental impact, extreme weather, FloodCraft, Flooding, global warming, Infrastructure, MIDDLE EAST, natural disaster, negligence, urban flooding, water management, Wealthy, weather
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life disasters like biblical flooding in Dubai caused by a rich dude who left his faucet on too long! 🌊💰
Join our server and build your own virtual Dubai without worrying about climate change or cloud seeding ruining your plans. 🏗️☀️
Explore our vast world filled with luxurious skyscrapers and golden deserts, where you can create your own oasis of wealth and power. 💎🏜️
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be! 🤪🎮
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your own Dubai of dreams! 💫🏙️

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CraftyCreeperz – Where Endermen Wear Bowties
4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Bowties, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyCreeperz, endermen, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, JP Livestream, Limit Break Assault, Manga, patch notes, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Side Content, wear
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because on our server, you can participate in SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books while fending off crazy creatures!
But wait, there’s more! How about joining the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you’ll be serving up ramen to hungry Minecraft characters? It’s a ramen-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, get ready for the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) event where you’ll face off against the toughest foes wearing heavy armor. It’s a battle like no other!
But that’s not all, on our server, you can also join the Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council event where you’ll be crunching numbers and fighting off enemies at the same time. It’s a multitasking extravaganza!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe!

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JesusCraft: Where converting for diamonds is totally acceptable!
acceptable, BELIEF, Christian Girl, Christianity, Conversion, CONVERTING, cultural norms, DATING, diamonds, Ethics, FAITH, faith journey, JesusCraft, love, morality, personal choice, relationships, Religion, religious beliefs, religious conversion, seeking love, spirituality, Totally, traditional values, VALUES
Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a server that will not only provide endless fun, but also help you find love? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server!
Join us and you might just meet the Christian girl of your dreams with traditional values. Who cares if you don’t believe in God? Love knows no bounds in our world!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop diamonds instead of rainbows, talking pigs that give out enchanted weapons, and friendly creepers that just want to give you a hug.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

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Gamerz Reborn: The Minecraft Server of Epicness
box office, creature feature, critical reception, cult classic, entertainment industry, epicness, film analysis, Flop, Franchise, Gamera, Gamerz, giant turtle, Japanese cinema, kaiju, Minecraft, monster battles, monster design, monster legacy, monster movie, movie industry, REBIRTH, reborn, science fiction, Server, Special effects
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of bedrock? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens that rain down TNT, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly (yes, you read that right!).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Pig and claim its treasure?
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes? Or the fact that our ender dragons have been trained to perform synchronized swimming routines in the Nether?
So why did it flop, you ask? Because it’s just too darn EPIC for the average player to handle. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those explosive chickens).

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Crafty AF: ‘how do i git gud?’
achievement, battle, challenge, comparison, Competition, Conquer, Crafty, Defeat, determination, GIT, GUD, Overcome, Performance, perseverance, rival, Rivalry, strategy, Struggle, success, Tactics, triumph, Victory
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are always dancing and the zombies have impeccable fashion sense! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Don’t worry, they only spit at you if you try to haggle too much.
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llama black markets and flying pigs?

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CreepinCraft: Where the blocks have eyes
Analyzing, Attention, blocks, Body language, Communication, Connection, CreepinCraft, Curiosity, Examining, Expression, eye contact, EYES, Focus, Gaze, INTENSE, Interaction, Interest, looks, nonverbal communication, Observation, scrutinizing, STARING, studying
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and sheep can breakdance. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with madness and mayhem at every turn.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where you have to battle a dancing creeper to get to the loot? Or maybe you’d prefer to join a unicorn parade through the enchanted forest?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a sparkly tutu and wielding a diamond sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Yamulicious Adventures
#youtube, Adventures, brand promotion, Content Creator, creative content, Digital Marketing, Entertainment, Gaming, influencer, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, Online Community, online personality, online presence, social media, Streamer, Technology, twitter, video production, Yamu, Yamu Rozenheart, Yamulicious
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers!
Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself is a regular player here. Legend has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our world, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
But beware, there are also evil villagers who will try to steal your precious loot and zombie chickens that will haunt your dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community ever! Don’t miss out on the chance to make friends with dragons and ride giant turtles into battle. It’s going to be a blast!

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FortuneCraft: Mine for Chinese Gems
#youtube, Adventure, asian, CCP, China, Chinese, chinky games, culture, discovery, Entertainment, Exploration, FortuneCraft, Gaming, Gems, hidden gems, International, online gaming, open games, Surprise, Technology, video games
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered some hidden Gems that even the CCP couldn’t stop us from finding! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with chinky games that will blow your mind.
Ever wondered what it would be like to mine for diamonds while dodging fire-breathing dragons? Or maybe you’re more interested in building a castle made entirely out of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking llamas!

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