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TikTokCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

addiction, digital addiction, digital platform, Entertainment, gen z, humor, internet culture, madness, mental health, mental hospital, mental illness, Minecraft, Online Community, popular app, social commentary, social media, social-networking, tiktok, Tiktokcraft, trends, Ultimate, unsupervised, video sharing, viral videos

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

hey u, ya u, listen up! have u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a kangaroo on caffeine? well, look no further cuz this server is like tiktok on steroids! imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the macarena.

join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, battling a dragon with a rubber chicken, and taming a pet zombie named fred. we’ve got more memes than a cat video marathon and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

so why wait? join now and see why tiktok is simply an unsupervised mental hospital. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

agriculture, cancer incidence, CancerCraft, carcinogens, Chemicals, disease prevention, environmental health, epidemiology, health, Impact, long-term effects, lung cancer, pesticide use, PesticidePvP, public health, research, risk factors, smoking, study, tobacco, toxicology, U.S

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

The Mystery Slayers SMP

Adventure, building, Challenges, co-op, Community, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, Mystery, ONLINE, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, SLAYERS, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	111
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	2054
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

The Mystery Slayers SMP is a Minecraft SMP that lets u play survival Minecraft with others there are ranks money and other good stuff to do in The Mystery Slayers SMP.

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Nothing But Trees SMP: A Vanilla Minecraft Server for Grown-Ups Only!

application server, communicative, Community, continents, Datapacks, Discord, Empires, GrownUps, INCLUSIVE, legitimate copy, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Oakington, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Trees, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Welcoming

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Oakington Minecraft Server Overview

Number of Members	~80 members
Established	2019 (5 years)
Server Type	Private survival multiplayer server
Season	7th season starting on 1.20
Features	Gameplay enhancing datapacks, crafting tweaks, Voice Chat Mod
Player Diversity	Players from across all continents

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	Must be over 16 years old Be communicative and talk with others Own a legitimate copy of Minecraft: Java Edition
How can I join the Oakington Minecraft Server?	Visit the Discord Application server at https://discord.gg/Jv3GdK9WvJ

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

caste system, Colonialism, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Elite, EliteCraft, england, ethnicity, Globalization, Hierarchy, imperialism, India, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Privilege, proletarians, Race, Racial segregation, Server, social class, social stratification, wealth gap

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Come join our server, where the differences are as clear as the difference between India and England! We’ve got players from all walks of life, creating a melting pot of chaos and hilarity. Explore a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. See you on the server, mate!

HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

TwinSisSlumber Minecraft Server

anxiety, attitude, Bed.., Bonding, comfort, Comments.., cousins, Cuddling, Defense, family, Harmless, Minecraft, overreacting, reaction, Server, sharing, Siblings, Situation, Support, Twins, TwinSisSlumber, vacation, weirded out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2341
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as sharing a bed with your twin sisters on vacation? Look no further! Our server is all about family bonding and cuddle sessions while watching anime together.

Join us for a unique experience where you can build epic structures with your siblings and defend them against creepers and zombies. Just like how you defended your sisters from your cousin’s weird comments back home.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sleeping in the same bed with your sisters is weird. Embrace the love and support that comes with it, just like the love and support you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a wholesome and heartwarming Minecraft adventure. And remember, family cuddles are always welcome here!

HospitalHopperCraft

ambulance, Assistance, Communication, Community, compromise, emergency, hospital A, hospital B, hospital choice, HospitalHopperCraft, INCONVENIENCE, medical care, Neighbour, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, support worker, Time management, Transportation, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like choosing between hospital A and hospital B in a life or death situation (just kidding, it’s just a game).

We offer crazy scenarios like helping pregnant villagers get to the hospital of their choice, whether it’s a 4-minute detour or a 30-minute one. And don’t worry, there’s no real consequences for your decisions here, unlike in real life.

So come join us and experience the chaos of trying to balance your own needs with the needs of others in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the hero of the day or just end up causing more drama like in this story. The choice is yours, so hop on and let the fun begin!

BlockBenderz: MindFlickz

best movie, BlockBenderz, confusing plot, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending movie, mind-bending plot, mind-bending thriller, mind-blowing movie, mind-boggler, mind-boggling, mind-twisting, MindFlickz, mindfuck movie, psychological horror, psychological thriller, Suspenseful, Thought-provoking, twist ending

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rom-com plot? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mindfuck movie of the Minecraft world! Join us if you want your brain to be twisted like a pretzel and your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just going to build a quaint little house and mine some diamonds. But oh no, that’s not how things work here. Suddenly, their house was upside down, the diamonds turned into emeralds, and the chickens started speaking in Shakespearean English. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck movie of a Minecraft server, come join us! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your reality will be shattered, your expectations will be twisted, and your mind will be thoroughly fucked. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

VandalVoyageMC

CANCELLED, crime, criminal investigation, Damage, Delays, DiSRuPtiON, France, France news, hunt, Infrastructure, investigation, public transportation, Railway, railway network, Trains, Transportation, transportation system, travel, Vandalism, vandals, VandalVoyageMC

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but then ur like, oh no, the trains in france are cancelled cuz some vandals are on the loose? well, good thing u can join our minecraft server instead! no vandals here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! plus, u can pretend u are in france but without the train drama. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! choo choo!