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BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	278
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

concealed feelings, Confessions, confidential information, covert confessions, CraftyConfessions, deep secrets., forbidden thoughts, hidden desires, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost feelings, intimate details, personal revelations, private matters, private thoughts, Secrets, sensitive topics, taboo topics, undisclosed information., unspoken truths, untold stories

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Star Shards Collected:	187	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2200	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	158	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	8891
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mines Excavated:	4870	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2614
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Votes:	9140	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!