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Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	2092	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

African American women, BJs, black girls, blocky, Creative, cultural norms, cultural perceptions, Curious, Minecraft, oral sex, race and sex, race and sexuality, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial stereotypes, racialized stereotypes, Server, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual stereotypes, societal expectations, Stereotypes, sucking dick

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, leg lock, pixie cut, Tomboy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

comparison, criticism, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, GIT, GUD, home, inferiority complex, Insecurity, mental health, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, societal pressure, strength, thirdies, Weakness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

#partycraft, 1028 years ago, anniversary, Baptised, Baptism, celebrate, celebration, Creation, culture, Day, Duke Mieszko, european history, Happy Birthday Poland, heritage, History, Medieval Poland, Mieszko the 1st, Official, Pagans, Pegan Duke, Poland, Polans, Polish, tradition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Farms Harvested:	551	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchantments Applied:	225	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Enchantments Applied:	101
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!