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DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	125
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2541	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ores Mined:	2585
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	7034
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5311

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	862	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	194	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.