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EwWTFNormalMC

Behavior, disgust, Disgusts, Etiquette, EwWTFNormalMC, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, peculiar, peculiarities, Repulsive, revolting, revulsion, social norms, strange, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us if you are disgusted by the sight of perfectly symmetrical buildings or if the thought of organized storage systems makes you want to vomit. On our server, chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Wonders, where players have reported finding diamond blocks the size of their heads and encountering creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us and let your inner chaos monster run wild!

CraftyBanglaRiverWars

Asian geopolitics, bangladesh, bilateral cooperation, Brahmaputra river, China, CraftyBanglaRiverWars, cross-border projects, Diplomacy, economic development, economic rivalry, foreign policy, Ganges river, India, Infrastructure, international relations, Investment, regional politics, river project, South Asia, water management, water sharing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ores Mined:	1613
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Trust me, it’s lit af! We got more drama than Bangladesh choosing India over China in a $1 billion river project. Like, who even does that? But that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find on our server.

We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers breakdancing, and chickens with jetpacks. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, fam. And the best part? Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and banishing trolls with a flick of their enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and laughter you could ever want on our server? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ParentCraftMC

“Youth, Childhood, Development, emotional growth, family, family dynamics, generation gap, growing up, life lessons, Maturity, Observation, parental guidance, ParentCraftMC, parenting journey, parents, personal growth, perspective, realization, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted wishes. they wished for a castle made of cheese and a pet dragon that farted rainbows. true story, bro.

but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine is the DJ. trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ve ever had. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a blocky world? join now and let the craziness begin!

Crumpton SMP: Where the creepers are fabulous and the mods are spicy! Version 1.20.1, LGBTQIA+ friendly, and Java-powered

1.20.1, active server, building, casual play, Content Creation, Cooking, CREEPERS, Crumpton, Economy, Exploration, Fabulous, Factories, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, hanging out, Javapowered, Lgbtqia, Machinery, Mining, Modded, Mods, Planes, Politics, Roleplay, Small Community, smp, spicy, Trains, Version, weather

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Animals Bred:	98	Buildings Constructed:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Crumpton SMP Overview

Description
Join here: https://discord.gg/kGpbAjav
Tired of the oversaturated SMP format? Wish you got to play with people like you see on Hermitcraft? Look no more, the Crumpton SMP has all of that and MORE!
Crumpton is a NEW SMP ran by dedicated players who know exactly what a server needs to stay active and exciting. It is Create mod-based modded extravangansa.
If you have an interest in features like politics or roleplay, farming/cooking, mining, building, weather, planes, trains, exploration, economy, fishing, machinery and factories, or just hanging out with people, then the Crumpton SMP is perfect for you!
If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, the Crumpton SMP is modded, with a focus on the Create mod and other additions to enhance gameplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions in the server.
What features can I expect on the server?	Features include politics, roleplay, farming, cooking, mining, building, weather, transportation options like planes and trains, economy system, fishing, machinery, and more.
Is the server active and welcoming to new players?	Yes, the server is run by dedicated players who aim to keep it active and exciting for all members, including new players.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Blame, boomer, buying opportunity, Conspiracy, crash, democrats, Economy, election, financial crisis, housing market, investment opportunity, LOSE, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, president, real estate, Server, Shack, strategy, trump, Trumpcraft, WIN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is our epic pixelated economy! Why worry about real-world drama when you can snag yourself a boomer shack for half the price and live your best blocky life? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again! #BuildTheBestBlocks #PixelatedPolitics

NextLevelCraft Minecraft Server

Ambitions, aspirations, career advancement, career goals, for him, future opportunities., future plans, future prospects, goal-setting, Life decisions, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, next chapter, next phase, next stage, next steps, NextLevelCraft, personal growth, planning ahead, self improvement, Server, What’s next

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. Legend has it that whoever finds this portal will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with adorable Minecraft animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken or a sparkly unicorn. It’s like a dream come true!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans await you next.

DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

ableism, bathroom habits, cleanliness, communal living, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DisabilityCraft, disabled roommate, ensuite bathroom, house rules, hygiene standards, kitchen sink, landlord responsibilities, Minecraft, mobility issues, respectful communication, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, shared living space, unhygienic behavior, urinal

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a house full of drama just like this real-life situation! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what will happen next. From broken toilets to using the kitchen sink as a urinal, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with quirky roommates who always keep you on your toes. Will you confront your housemates about their questionable bathroom habits, or will you join in on the madness?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in the virtual world? Join now and let the fun begin!

NoPoolNoProblemMC

Chlorine, Communication, financial burden, gas money, home maintenance, landlord communication, landlord expectations, landlord obligations, landlord tenant relationship, Landlords, lease agreement, NoPoolNoProblemMC, pool maintenance, pool management, property management, property upkeep, reimbursement, rental agreement, responsibilities, tenant responsibilities, tenant rights

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of landlords springing surprise pool management duties on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real-life drama of chlorine, gas money, and pool switches. Our virtual world is free of landlord responsibilities and full of pixelated adventures. Plus, no need to worry about getting reimbursed for your in-game purchases – it’s all fun and games here! So come on over and leave those pool management woes behind. You won’t find any entitled landlords here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Endless Rewatch MC

addiction, binge-worthy, Characters, comedy, comfort, Drama, Endless, endlessly, Entertainment, episodes, Escape, Favorite, love, Nostalgia, Plot, Relaxation, rewatch, series, Storyline, television, tv show

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3935
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show! Join us and rewatch your favorite episodes in real life…well, Minecraft life. Want to build a castle with Rick and Morty? Done. Want to mine for diamonds with the Stranger Things kids? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So why wait? Join our server and become the star of your own TV show-inspired adventure!

Salameh’s Deif Den Raid

Assassination, COMPOUND, Conflict, Deif, Den, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Military, Operation, Palestinian, Raid, Report, Salameh, Salamehs, strategy, strike, targeted killing, Visit

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	257
Emeralds Found:	525	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

so like, this server is like, so lit fam. like, we waited for weeks to strike this dude’s compound in hopes that this other dude would visit. it was like a whole spy mission, but in Minecraft. imagine the drama, the suspense, the thrill of it all. you gotta join this server just to experience the madness. who knows what crazy missions we’ll come up with next. join now before you miss out on all the fun!