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Charisma-less Love Chat Minecraft SMP

advice, charismaless, Chat, Communication, Confidence, Connection, counseling, emotional, erp, flg, Girlfriend, lonely, love, Minecraft, no charisma, NTR, rejection, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3782
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no charisma for love and erp? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being rejected by /ntr/ or /flg/ again. Our community is full of players who are just as awkward and desperate for love as you are. So come on, join us and let’s all be awkward together in the most epic erp-filled adventure you’ve ever experienced!

HolyCraftyMomma

AUTHORITY, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, child development, Christmas spirit, Communication, Conflict Resolution, covert narcissism, family dynamics, grandmother, holiday dinner, HolyCraftyMomma, indoctrination, moving out, no contact, parenting, Religion, Respect, restricted subreddit, santa, single mother

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with covert narcissist grandmas trying to indoctrinate your child with their beliefs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where grandmas can’t ruin your Christmas spirit with their questionable teachings. No fear of God lectures here, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from meddling family members. Build your own Santa’s workshop and let your child believe in fictional characters without any unwanted religious influences. It’s time to take back control and show grandma who’s boss in the virtual world!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. It’s time to build, explore, and most importantly, have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Let’s escape reality together, one block at a time!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Random Server

atypical kinks, bizarre turn ons, eccentric turn-ons, kinky interests, KinkyCraft, obscure preferences, odd fetishes, offbeat proclivities, outlandish attractions, peculiar attractions, peculiar kinks, quirky pleasures, Random, random kinks, Server, strange desires, strange kinks, Ultimate, uncommon fantasies, unconventional desires, unique fetishes, unusual fetishes, weird inclinations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you try to defeat it.

But that’s not all! We have the most random kinks you’ve ever heard of, like riding llamas dressed as unicorns, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and hosting fashion shows for zombie villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild (literally, there’s a herd of wild ocelots running around spawn)!

Durability Craft: LLO Upgrade

advanced materials, battery technology, cathode material, Craft, Durability, durability enhancement, electrical engineering, energy storage, Engineering, innovation, libs, lithium ion batteries, lithium-rich layered oxide, LLO, material science, next generation, research development, researchers, strategy, sustainable energy, Technology, Upgrade

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153
Crops Grown:	4067	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret technique to make your tools last FOREVER like that one ring from lord of the rings. imagine never having to worry about your diamond pickaxe breaking again, you can mine to your heart’s content without a care in the world.

our scientists have been working day and night in their lab coats and safety goggles to make this dream a reality. they’ve cracked the code on how to make lithium-rich layered oxide material last longer than your grandma’s fruitcake.

so if you want to be the envy of all your minecraft buddies and show off your indestructible gear, join our server now and start mining like there’s no tomorrow. who needs diamonds when you have tools that will outlive us all? come see for yourself and be amazed at the wonders of science (and maybe a little bit of magic).

free gamemode 1 LETS GO Moderators needed! Minecraft server

#1, free, gamemode, Let’s go, Minecraft, Moderators, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

The owner of the server “free gamemode 1 LETS GO Moderators needed” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

steupantXpy.aternos.me

Angel’s Christmas Paradise 1.21.1

1.21.1, angel, Angels, celebration, christmas, christmas angel, Christmas day, Christmas in heaven, Christmas love, Christmas miracle, Christmas remembrance, eternal peace, Grief, guardian angel, Heaven, heaven gained an angel, HEAVENLY, holiday, Loss, love, Paradise, Remembrance, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like heaven gained an angle on Christmas day, but like, in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join this server and experience the divine blessings of pixelated perfection.

Build your own heavenly kingdom and rule over your subjects with an iron fist… or a diamond sword, whatever floats your boat.

But wait, there’s more! You can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s the real angel in this virtual paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and ascend to Minecraft heaven, where the pixels are always shining bright and the creepers are just misunderstood angels in disguise.

Where is he? Minecraft SMP

anxiety, confusion, Desperation, Disappearance, Distress, fear, hopelessness, longing, looking for someone, Lost, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Panic, SEARCHING, searching for clues, seeking answers, smp, unanswered questions, uncertainty, Where is he, Worried

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llama jousting tournaments, where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players ride on the backs of Ender Dragons through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and exploding creepers. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of obsidian.

Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

advice, arguments, attitude, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Business, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, Interference, Manners, Mind, Minecraft, mom, moms, overstepping, Parent, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Resentment, Server, teenage years, Thanksgiving, Therapy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	97542	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2016	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of your mom’s new boyfriend trying to act like he’s the boss of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! No more random lectures on being graceful or interruptions during important phone conversations. On our server, you can build your own kingdom and reign supreme without any unwanted advice from meddling boyfriends. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners or passive-aggressive comments. So why wait? Join now and build your own virtual paradise where you can be the queen bee without any interference from mom’s new beau!

MommasHouseGoneBrr

Boundaries, brother, christmas, cleanup team, criticism, difficult personality, emotional needs, extended stay, family, General Contractor, holidays, home damage, insurance, Loneliness, MommasHouseGoneBrr, Mother, personal space, personal time, pipes burst, Prioritizing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you let your mom extend her stay in your virtual Minecraft house, or will you prioritize your own sanity and kick her out (in the game, of course)?

With challenging personalities and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with frozen pipes and flooded basements here!

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car ride with your family members, trying to fit everyone in (luggage included)!

Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, official admission, Political, response, Revenge, SECURITY, Server, Tension, UN, united nations, world events

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6776
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!