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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3833
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	404590
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	3702	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

play.rowsmp.xyz:25612

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

skyrisemc.com:25600

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Emeralds Found:	9011	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9744
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

TastyVeggieSnack

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.