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HappyBlock Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally cure your depression, like for real. So like, this server has magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows, like what even?! And the admin is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes as long as one of them is for more cake.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all trained in the art of stand-up comedy, so you’ll be laughing your butt off while fighting them. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away.

Oh, and did I mention that the server currency is actually cookies? Yeah, you heard me right. You can buy and sell stuff with cookies. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.

So if you want to join this insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server, just hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, your depression will be gone in no time once you start playing on this server.

CraftyGroceryPriceDrop

budgeting, consumer behavior, consumer prices, cost management, cost of living, CraftyGroceryPriceDrop, Demand, economic impact, economic trends, food prices, grocery prices, inflation, market dynamics, price changes, price fluctuations, price stability, pricing strategies, purchasing power, retail industry, shopping, supply chain

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Votes:	5441	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of waiting for grocery prices to drop like they promised on the news? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about grocery prices again because we have a magical market where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your virtual shopping cart with as much virtual food as you want without spending a single virtual penny. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens in our server lay golden eggs that you can trade for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to expensive groceries forever!

CraftyUkrainians

aviation plant attack, command post attack, conflict escalation, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, Military operations, military response, military statement, military updates, oil depot attack, overnight attack, political tensions, russia, security threats, Ukraine, war news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4623
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	799
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in an all-out war! build your own oil depot, aviation plant, and command post to defend against the enemy attacks! team up with your friends to launch epic raids and conquer new territories! who will emerge victorious in this intense battle for supremacy? join now and find out! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

SleepyCraft ADHD Land

adhd, adhd symptoms, Adults, delayed sleep onset, insomnia, Land, periodic limb movement disorder, restless legs syndrome, sleep difficulties, sleep disorder, sleep disorders and ADHD, sleep disorders in ADHD, sleep disorders in adults, sleep disturbances, sleep disturbances in adults, sleep issues, sleep patterns, sleep problems, SleepyCraft, study

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! We have so much chaos and fun, it’s like a party in your brain that never stops!

Imagine building a house while riding a rollercoaster made of diamonds and lava! That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

We have so many mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado made of TNT. From parkour challenges to zombie survival battles, there’s never a dull moment here.

And don’t worry about getting bored, because our community is as lively as a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So come join us and let your ADHD-fueled creativity run wild! Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

⭐ Nellium – Anarchy [play.nellium.fun] ⭐ Minecraft server

1.16.5, administration, Anarchy, Auto-mine, CASE, Cases, Cool, DISCOUNT, Events, EXCITEMENT, gameplay, Magic, Minecraft, Nellium, play.nellium.fun, promo code, PvP, Ranks, responsive, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, unforgettable experience, Unique

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3000	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

We are Nellium. Anarchy server, worked out to the smallest detail, with adequate administration and enjoyable gameplay.

Nellium is about uniqueness. We invite all cool and responsive players to our server! Existing events will give you an unforgettable experience in the field of PvP and excitement, so you will definitely like the gameplay on our server!

Visit the IP address: play.nellium.fun [1.16.5]

Promo code for a 60% discount on the purchase of a Case with ranks (10 items) – NELLIUMPRO

play.nellium.fun

Sylph-Tech

andesite age, Automate, Bosses, Community, Create, Curseforge, Discord, dragons, Effort, Exploration, Friendly, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Progression, Quest, space age, SylphTech, Treasures

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	441971
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	7524

Sylph-Tech: Create Chronicles – Bosses and Beyond

Overview
Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

Overview

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

Ready to Join?

Discord: https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg

Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/create-chronicles-bosses-and-beyond

FAQ

Question	Answer
1. What is the goal of the Create Chronicles modpack?	The goal is to progress through tiers of Create, starting from the andesite age and ending up in the space age, defeating bosses along the way.
2. How can I join the Sylph-Tech server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and accessing the modpack through the CurseForge link.
3. Are there dragons in the modpack?	Yes, there are dragons in the modpack that players need to beware of and find ways to overcome their deadly breath.
4. What treasures can players reap by defeating bosses?	Players can earn valuable treasures and rewards for defeating bosses, worthy of their efforts and progression in the game.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, body image, cultural norms, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender, hate, Media influence, mystic, objectification, personal choice, PIXEL, porn, Realm, relationships, sexual desires, sexual liberation, Sexuality, societal pressure, society, Stereotypes, taboo, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ores Mined:	8716
Towns Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Lol, bro, forget about that drama and come join our epic Minecraft server!

We got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, and zombies chasing you like your ex after a breakup!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Plus, our community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

AlmaCraft: No Research Help LOL

Academia, academic career, Alma mater, AlmaCraft, career paths, experimental research, grant proposals, job opportunity, lab spaces, leaving for phd, lol, meaningful research, normal academic career, observational research, part-time observational phd, professional mentors, research, research questions, small country, top institutions, transferable skills, unfunded group leaders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Towns Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old observational research in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the only experiments we conduct involve exploding creepers and building giant redstone contraptions? Look no further!

Join our server and be a part of our cutting-edge experimental research team! We’re like mad scientists, but with blocky heads and pickaxes. Our grant proposals involve convincing villagers to trade emeralds for diamonds, and our research questions range from “Can we ride a pig off a cliff and survive?” to “How many TNT blocks does it take to blow up a mountain?”

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our groundbreaking projects, like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether or creating a working rocket ship to explore the End dimension. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll come back as a fully trained Minecraft scientist ready to lead your own lab of blocky researchers.

So say yes to joining our server and say no to boring observational research! Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

FearDeathMinecraftSMP

anxiety, confronting death, coping with death, existential dread, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of dying alone, fear of loss, fear of the afterlife, fear of the end, fear of the inevitable, fear of the unknown, FearDeathMinecraftSMP, mortality

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	250	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t scared of death, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowing up, we got villagers that trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks, and we got a secret underground base filled with cake (no lie, it’s a cake dungeon)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical force field that only lets in the coolest players. And if you die in-game, you have to do a silly dance in real life to come back to life. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with more zombies.

So if you ain’t afraid of death and you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up! Just be prepared to face off against a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers and a giant chicken that lays explosive eggs. It’s gonna be wild, bro!

BlockyTimeTravel

Astonishing, BlockyTimeTravel, historical event, History, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, Shocking.., UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable accounts, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable events, unbelievable facts, unbelievable happenings, Unbelievable History, unbelievable incidents, unbelievable moments, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable stories

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events firsthand! Watch as dinosaurs roam the earth, see the pyramids being built in real time, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence (spoiler alert: it was actually signed with rainbow-colored ink)! Join us for a wacky and wild journey through history like you’ve never experienced before!