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GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

bug report, BYOND client, coderbus, connect to servers, deadchat, forum, GalacticCraft, github, logs, loli vs pedophilia, map renders, Minecraft, new player guide, Nostalgia, OP pastebin, Server, space station 13, spessmen, ss13, test server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further than our server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of space station antics! Join us for epic battles between lolis and pedophiles (just kidding, please don’t actually do that), and witness the deadchat color fixed in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server offers a new player guide that will have you mastering the basics in no time. And with BYOND client access, connecting to our server is as easy as hitting a cogwheel. Plus, our forum and logs will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server for a space adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the coderbus – they’re always up to something!

CleanCraftyCrafts

Appointment, Blame, brother fight, CleanCraftyCrafts, cleaning lady, cleaning service, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, late arrival, missed appointment, misunderstanding, polite text message, reschedule, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, social expectations, societal values, society norms, text message etiquette

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4135
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of family drama over innocent text messages? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where words like “mistaken” won’t trigger anyone! Our virtual world is a safe space where politeness is encouraged and blame is non-existent. No more fights with siblings over cleaning appointments gone wrong – just build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SemiconductorCraft Minecraft Server

China, cybersecurity, Diplomacy, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, global trade tensions, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, restrictions, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SemiconductorCraft, semiconductors, Server, supply chain, Technology, Trade, US

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the US government had to get involved? well, this server is so fire that they had to widen sanctions and target semiconductors sent via china just to try and stop us from having too much fun. join us and be a part of the chaos, who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next! come see what all the fuss is about and join the most epic minecraft server ever created.

SnowyRubleRescue

Agreement, asset transfer, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, political decision, russia, sanctions, SnowyRubleRescue, Ukraine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are giving away $50bn of frozen Russian assets to Ukraine!!! 😂😂😂

we got all the crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes you invincible, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

plus, our admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! 🥔💎🐷🕶️ #potatopower

ScanCraft: Where Savings Stay with Us!

Automation, business model, cashiers, Consumer, convenience, cost saving, customer experience, customer service, efficiency, employment, Labor, Pricing, profit margins, Retail, retail industry, savings, ScanCraft, self-scanners, shopping, stay, Technology, technology adoption, wages

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, did you know that the pigs can fly and the cows can do the cha-cha? yeah, man, it’s wild.

but that’s not even the best part. like, on this server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. yeah, man, it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land up in here.

and get this, on this server, the creepers are actually friendly. like, they’ll come up to you and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a total mind trip, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine, then you gotta come check this one out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchantments Applied:	173
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	669735	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	95
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7684
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	279
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, derogatory language, discrimination, Followers, Hate Speech, Homophobia, internet safety, LGBTQ, lists, make private, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, online safety, privacy, privacy settings, Private, PrivateFollowers, respectful communication, Server, social media

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	603	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!