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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5182 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4508 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
