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No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8073
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	171	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.