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SoulfulJDON Minecraft Server

JDON, JDON MY SOOOUUULLL, Minecraft, Server, SoulfulJDON

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	281
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why not?) and battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Jdon, the mystical llama who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you screaming, “JDON, JDON JDON MY SOOOUUULLL” in pure excitement!

KwabatiaCraft Minecraft Server

Balkan region, country renaming, Croatia, cultural heritage, European country, geographic location, government decision, historical significance, identity politics, international relations, Kwabatia, KwabatiaCraft, Minecraft, name alteration, name change, national identity, national pride, Political debate, proposed name change, public opinion, renaming controversy, renaming process, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Potions Brewed:	193	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we debate the important issues like whether Croatia should be renamed to Kwabatia! Join us for epic battles in our custom-built Kwabatian arena, where players can fight to decide the fate of this fictional country.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kwabatian Pig, a rare and elusive creature that only appears once every full moon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Kwabatian Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why join our server? Because where else can you participate in intense political debates, battle mythical creatures, and potentially have your wishes granted all in one place? Join us today and become a citizen of Kwabatia – the land of endless possibilities!

PizzaCraft2021

artichoke pizza, BBQ chicken pizza, buffalo chicken pizza, cheese pizza, deep dish pizza, Favorite Food, favorite pizza, gluten free pizza, margherita pizza, meat lovers pizza, mushroom pizza, pepperoni pizza, pineapple on pizza, pizza crust, pizza sauce, pizza toppings, PizzaCraft2021, spinach pizza, supreme pizza, thin crust pizza, veggie pizza

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up plain old pepperoni pizza? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a pizza buffet of epic proportions, with toppings so wild and crazy you’ll think you’re in a pizza-themed dreamland.

Join us and feast on pizzas topped with diamond blocks, creepers, and even enchanted golden apples. Our pizza ovens are fueled by the tears of griefers and the laughter of baby zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza God, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a pizza-eating contest. Rumor has it his favorite topping is obsidian, so bring your appetite and your pickaxe!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a pizza party like no other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the pizza oven!

BlockyLawsuit: UnrwaVsHamas

1 billion, Accountability, aiding Hamas, BlockyLawsuit, compensation, Conflict, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Launch, lawsuit, legal action, MIDDLE EAST, october 7, palestinian refugees, political controversy, Terrorism, united nations, UNRWA, UnrwaVsHamas, Victims

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, suing the admins for $1 billion because they think they’re aiding the creepers? like, imagine a world where the zombies and skeletons are teaming up with the admins to take over the server. it’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse but in minecraft. you gotta join this server and help fight against the evil mobs and corrupt admins. who knows, maybe you’ll become the hero of the server and save the day. plus, you can also build some sick bases and mine for diamonds like a boss. so come join us and be part of this crazy adventure!

DuctCraft: The WD-40 Experience

adhesive, diy, duct tape, DuctCraft, Durable, emergency, Experience, Fix it, handyman, home improvement, Household, industrial-grade, lubricant, maintenance, MultiPurpose, quick fix, Repair, spectrum, temporary solution, Tools, Versatile, WD-40, WD40

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing creepers wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, creepers have class, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have been replaced with rubber chickens that squawk every time you mine a block. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music? Yeah, it’s lit.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? That’s right, nowhere! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!

LandSaverCraft

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation priorities, conservation sites, conservation study, Earth’s biodiversity, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, extinction prevention, global conservation, land conservation, LandSaverCraft, prioritizing conservation, Protecting Earth’s land, species conservation, species extinction, species preservation, threatened species, unique species

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

yo, u ever wanted to save the planet while playing minecraft? well, dis server is da place for u! we got 16,825 sites around da world where u can protect endangered species by building epic habitats for dem in minecraft! join us and be a hero for da animals, cuz let’s be real, who needs real conservation when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!

ripMC

battle, Creative, Discord, Events, Gyms, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Mini Games, Pixelmon, pixelmon 9.1.11, pixelmon community, Pixelmon evolution, pixelmon gameplay, pixelmon mods, Pixelmon news, pixelmon server, Pokeball, Pokecenters, pokemon, Raiding, strategies, Tips, Trading, Trainers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

The ripMC Hub isn’t just another server; it’s a vibrant Pixelmon community. Join our Discord server to connect with fellow trainers, share tips and strategies, participate in events, and stay updated on the latest Pixelmon news. We are currently running on Pixelmon 9.1.11 and Minecraft 1.16.5!

play.ripmc.net

RPG Legacy Minecraft Server

Abilities, character classes, character creation, Character Progression, class system, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, game design, Gaming, Legacy, legacy RPG, Mechanics, Medieval, Minecraft, Outdated, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skills, Tabletop, Traditional, video games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring RPG class system in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has completely revamped it in the most outrageous way possible! Say goodbye to being a boring old warrior or mage, and hello to being a professional llama tamer or a master pancake chef!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet Seat of Destiny, rumored to bring great fortune to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the path is filled with dangerous obstacles like killer bunnies and exploding chickens!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on our signature potion cocktails.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

asset collapse, asset valuation, cryptocurrency, financial markets, mainstream crypto, market analysis, market collapse, market correction, market risk, market volatility, meme stocks, memes, MemeStockCryptoCraft, Minecraft, nvda, risk spectrum, Server, short selling, shorting assets, speculative trading, stock market, stocks, trading strategy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re constantly on the edge of our seats watching memes, crypto, and stocks crash and burn in real time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with virtual blocks and creepers.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to short assets before they completely tank. Who needs Wall Street when you can make risky bets in the world of Minecraft? We’ve even had players become virtual millionaires by predicting the next big crash.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market, come join us! Just be prepared for some wild rides and insane stories along the way.

PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

child naming, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, cultural pride, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, Irish name, low contact, name pronunciation, name shaming, parenting choices, passive aggressive behavior, petty brat, PettyBratCraft, pronunciation, Resentment, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SorryNotSorry

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8884
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Towns Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!