The FUNNIEST FAKE Minecraft Speedruns EVER… Minecraft Servers

Pixel Paladins

Factions, Minecraft, Pixel Paladins, Server, test

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

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BattlerCraft Minecraft Server

Battler skin, Battler Ushiromiya, BattlerCraft, Character, Deserves, f.., fan favorite, Finally Battler, Game, Gaming, Horror, long awaited, Minecraft, Mystery, Protagonist, Sequel, Server, Silent Hill, skin, Thriller, video game

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	181	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	7973
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skins and storylines? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for the sequel Battler has been waiting for, where he finally gets the recognition he deserves. And guess what? We even have a Silent Hill crossover where you can play as Battler in a creepy, foggy world filled with zombies and monsters. Who knew Battler had a hidden talent for surviving horror games? Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

ForeignMercsAtOlympics-MinecraftSMP

athletes, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Event, Flag, foreign mercenaries, ForeignMercsAtOlympicsMinecraftSMP, games, hired, International, Nationalities, olympics, Participation, Performance, pride, PROFESSIONAL, Representing, sports, talent, TEAM

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	6698
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	205
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with foreign mercenaries competing for the ultimate prize of diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got an international roster of players bringing their unique skills and strategies to the game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players from all corners of the world, each with their own crazy stories and tactics. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming alliances with a team of mercenaries from a far-off land, all in the name of winning that sweet, sweet loot.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky mercenaries, they’ll do anything to claim victory!

NorthSpyCraftKorea

#classified information, agents, Breach, breach investigation, confidential data, cyber attack, Cyber Security, data leak, Espionage, Government, intelligence, investigation, leaked documents, national security, North Korea, NorthSpyCraftKorea, security breach, security measures, sensitive information, south korea, Spying

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea agents are spying on the north in a virtual world!!! u can be a secret agent too and uncover top secret info while building ur own base and battling enemies!! watch out for kim jong un creepin around tryna steal ur diamonds!!! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and adventure!!!

Butter SMP

bedrock, BUTTER, butter SMP, butter smp today, Buttery, Connect, Cross-Play, Earth, earth smp, Economy, java, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Prison, Roleplay, Server, Slip, smp, TOWN, Towny, Towny Earth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Star Shards Collected:	70
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

A buttery minecraft servers. Be careful don’t slip! – towny earth smp

We allow bedrock and java players to connect to our server

Join the butter smp today!

Play.buttersmp.com:25573

Crafty Dems Minecraft Server

Crafty, Decision making, democrats, Dems, Government, in-fighting, internal conflicts, leadership, Long-term goals, Minecraft, party dynamics, party unity, Planning, policy implementation, political chaos, political maneuvering, political outcomes, Political process, political strategy, power plays, Server, strategic thinking, strategy, tactical moves

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you ready to dive into the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join our server and witness the most epic power plays and in-fighting you’ve ever seen in the virtual world! Who knew building blocks could cause so much drama? But don’t worry, we have a plan…somewhere. Join now and become part of the chaos! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the sneaky creepers plotting against you!

SMP_LandOfDerps: Are r/buttcoin posters Minecraft SMP?

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial literacy, humor, internet culture, internet trolls, Investment, market analysis, Minecraft, Online Community, online debates., online forums, POSTERS, r/buttcoin, rbuttcoin, reddit, retarded, satire, skepticism, smp, SMP_LandOfDerps

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as insane as you are. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to holding epic llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who are convinced that r/buttcoin posters are actually aliens trying to take over the world. Join them in their quest to uncover the truth and protect the server from intergalactic threats.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly wild and wacky? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

MineCraftMastery

education, free skills, learning, Life skills, MineCraftMastery, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self education, self esteem, self growth, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-discipline, self-improvement tips, self-mastery, Skills

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ultimate life skill of building epic structures out of blocks! Not only will you impress your friends, but you’ll also become a master architect in no time. Plus, it’s all for free! Who needs to learn how to cook or do laundry when you can be a block-building legend instead? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the next Minecraft building prodigy!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, Assistance, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military aid, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, war effort, world news

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Emeralds Found:	3015	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ores Mined:	7912	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are teaming up to take over the world! build your own communist empire and fight against the evil capitalists trying to stop you!

we have exclusive weapons like the vodka launcher and the great wall of china defense system. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious war in minecraft history!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure, join now and show the world that you are the ultimate communist warrior!

EternalHellCraft

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, Eternal Damnation, eternal punishment, eternal suffering, EternalHellCraft, Eternity, Existence, existentialism, Hell, Infinite, long tail tags, Memory, philosophy, punishment, Religion, spirituality, Suffering, Torment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2489	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runes Activated:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? come join our server where the afterlife is a never-ending party! forget about memory wipes, here you’ll remember every single block you’ve placed and every creeper that’s blown you up!

we’ve got a secret underground disco where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance like pros. and don’t even get me started on the ender dragon, that dude can spit fire like a rapper!

join us now and experience the craziest afterlife ever! who needs heaven when you can party in minecraft forever?