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Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	3110

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Votes:	1157
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5471	Towns Built:	9

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

abduction claim, Average, Conflict, controversy, current events, Departure, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, News, Political, Propaganda, Refugee Crisis, Terrorism, voluntary departure, Yazidi community, Yazidi woman, YazidiCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1113
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	132
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/pixelated-perfection-the-lol-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Farms Harvested:	884	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Crops Grown:	2602
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	494143	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Crops Grown:	8373	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!