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Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Secret Passages Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	New Chunks Explored:	957417
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Items Found:	5040	Buildings Constructed:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Ores Mined:	3378	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4709	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5452	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Votes:	4608

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1081
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!