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π€°πΌποΈββοΈ PREGNANT PLAYERS WELCOME! ποΈββοΈπ€°πΌ
Are you a badass mom-to-be who loves to stay active? Do you want to show off your baby bump while slaying dragons and building epic castles? Then this server is for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with light weights, walking, and stretching – all while keeping your baby safe and sound. Forget about sitting at home and “acting like a proper pregnant woman” – on this server, we embrace the power of prenatal workouts!
But beware, there’s a villain lurking in the shadows… your mother-in-law! She’ll try to sabotage your gains and tell you that you’re “asking for a miscarriage.” But fear not, for you have the support of your husband and a whole community of pregnant warriors ready to back you up.
So come on, join us and let’s show the world that pregnant women can kick butt in Minecraft too! πͺπ€°πΌπ₯ #PregnantPower #MinecraftMamas
