KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old missions and tasks? Well, look no further, because our server is as epic as Shenmue 3 and as perfect as Shenhua as a housewife! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs dance, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamond swords grow on trees. We promise you’ll never be bored with our endless adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

Boundaries, collide, comedy, controversy, CraftyMuslims, culture, discrimination, freedom of speech, Fun, humor, intolerance, Islamophobia, Join, jokes, LOLzy, Minecraft, nonstop, perspective, Political Correctness, politically incorrect, Politics, prejudice, Religion, Respect, satire, sensitivity, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Cavern SMP VS Hypixel

adventure-filled, boundless creativity, Cavern SMP, community-driven, Custom Plugins, Diverse, dynamic challenges, Earth, earth mc, enjoyable gaming experience, friendly community, Hardcore, immersive gameplay, Innovative, interactive events, LGBT friendly, LifeSteal, minecraft network, prospering, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6

Comparison Table

Criteria	Hypixel	Cavern SMP
Community Size	Large player base with millions of active players	Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity
Gamemodes	Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more	Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock
Quality of Gameplay	Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features	Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience
Special Features	Constant updates, events, and mini-games	LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.

What gamemodes does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.

Which server provides a higher quality gameplay experience?

Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.

What special features does each server have?

Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.

CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

#CarDatabase, #Eternalpadretimeline, #FMWeekly, #ForzaGeneral, #MapGuide, #MusicStations, #OPtemplate, #VideoRecaps, Adventures, clubs, Communication, Community, COOLEST, CraftyMiners, Discord, emulation, Epic, forza, gameplay, Join, Media, Minecrafts, Noobs, Rivals, Server, Support, Xbox

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	317
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

Active, anti cheat, Chaos, Claims, Community, design, Discord, Event Hub, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, Hacker, Ip:, Items, Join, laughs, Minigames, Parkour, Play, Protection, real, Secure, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, smp, Spawn, Spleef, Staff, Vanilla Plus, Website

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	8459
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

28YearOld, 28yo, adulting, Adventure, age, BoomerCraft, Emotional rollercoaster, experiences, feeling old, growing up, habits, Life Changes, life stages, Maturity, Milestones, Minecraft, nostalgic, personal growth, reality check, self pleasure, self-acceptance, Selfs, staying young, still jerking off, tfw, Ultimate

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	136
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!

Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

Beta Phase, carrot, Carrots, Claims, Community, Custom Enchants, custom weapons, Developmental., Discord, Economy, Furniture, Hierarchy, Items, Lifestyle-plugins, Mods, new, Plants, Players, primal, Root, Server, smp, Social, Stable, System, Towns, VEGETABLES, weapons, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4765
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

BannedByMods – The Most Hardcore Minecraft Server Where Mods Don’t Give a (Censored) About Banning Recurring Offenders!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Towns Built:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Votes:	2392
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!

In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!

Just Vanilla MC

11 years, Community, Discord, Events, gsWcJWw, Just Vanilla MC, Live Map, Map, map.justvanillamc.com, Minecraft, Play, play.justvanillamc.com, Server, smp, strictly vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla based, weekend events, weekly events

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.com

JustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 11 years.

Join our discord

https://discord.gg/gsWcJWw

Live mapmap.justvanillamc.com/

play.justvanillamc.com

Tank Top & Shorts’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: Golden Set Challenge Server!

#workout, Active, Adventures, athletic wear, athleticism, challenge, determination, Epic, Exercise, fashion, fit, FITNESS, Golden, healthy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, Server, set, shorts, strength, Style, TANK, tank top, Top, wear

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the most buff and stylish players can survive! Join us if you think you have what it takes to rock the golden tank top and shorts that are rumored to give you super strength and agility. Legend has it that only those truly worthy can harness the power of this epic outfit and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

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