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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9830 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.