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HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

baby, best for the baby, geek, Gender Roles, HubbyCraft, husband, in joke, JOKE, Marriage, match made in heaven, Minecraft, parents, Pregnancy, serious, Server, speeches, standing their ground, traditional household, Trans, view of man and woman, Wife

Are you tired of traditional households and ready to embrace your inner geek? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where jokes are taken to the extreme and gender roles are thrown out the window.

Imagine a server where you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s the wife, the husband, or even the pregnant husband! Embrace your unique sense of humor and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and acceptance.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life, especially when it comes to in-jokes with your significant other. Stand your ground and be a part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity.

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that being different is what makes us special. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pregnant husband of your own to share jokes with!

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CreeperControl911

animal control, animal control warning, Community Rules, CreeperControl911, dog behavior, leash laws, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborhood disputes, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet boundaries, pet containment, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet roaming, pet safety, property boundaries, responsible pet ownership

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take neighborly disputes to a whole new level! Join us in our virtual court where you can unleash your fury on pesky neighbors and their unruly dogs.

Imagine a world where you can chase away dogs, yell at neighbors, and even call animal control all from the comfort of your own blocky home. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your frustrations in a fun and interactive way.

And don’t worry about proof or consequences – in our world, you can deliver warnings and document everything with just a few clicks. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft?

So come join us and show those virtual neighbors who’s boss. Who knew that a simple game could provide so much entertainment and satisfaction? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP

advice, Career Advice, feeling behind, goal-setting, life advice, life goals, LostInLife30, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, seeking guidance, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, success mindset, Time management

OMG, so like, if you’re feeling old and crusty at 30, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who can speak English.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party where all the mobs were dancing to dubstep. It was lit, bro. And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where pigs could fly and cows could do backflips.

So yeah, if you want to escape the boring real world and enter a realm of pure chaos and fun, join our Minecraft SMP now! Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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CraftyPositiveVibes

Confidence, CraftyPositiveVibes, personal growth, positivity, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-affirmation, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-validation

Are you tired of all the haters and negativity in your life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be your true fabulous self! We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs as your loyal companions, and a secret dance party every night in the enchanted forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited pizza delivery for life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your awesomeness shine bright like a diamond (or a block of obsidian, whatever floats your boat)!

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CraftyPutinWarFun

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinWarFun, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

so, liek, u kno how trump and putin r liek bffs but also not bffs? well, trump was all liek “yo putin, stop bein a jerk in ukraine or else imma slap u with sum new sanctions, bro” and putin was all liek “nah man, imma do what i want” and trump was all liek “dude, ur bein ridiculous” and putin was all liek “no u” and then they had a pillow fight but with nukes instead of pillows.

anyways, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the most epic battles and drama that even trump and putin would be jealous of. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits on ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s show trump and putin how real wars are fought in minecraft.

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Camel Milk Crafters

alternative milk, bioactive peptides, bovine milk, Camel, camel milk, comparison, Crafters, dairy, digestion, Edith Cowan University, enzymes, findings, gastrointestinal health, gut health, health benefits, hypoallergenic, immune system, milk, Natural, Nutrient-Rich, Peptides, research, study

come join our minecraft server and experience the wonders of camel milk! our server is filled with bioactive peptides that will make your gut feel like it’s on a luxurious vacation. forget about boring old cow milk, camel milk is where it’s at! protect your gut from harmful enzymes and have the healthiest digestion of your life. join now for a udderly amazing time!

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CatCraft

Adult-only, Ashburn, Bluemap, CatCraft, Community planned events, CoordinatesHUD, Creeper Holes, Discord, dyeing, Eastern Seaboard, java, Lgbt, Map, Modpack, quality of life, Survial server, Team events, Uhc, VA, Vanilla, world border expansion

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.

Season Information
Season 1 started on April 4, 2019
Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18
Currently running on version 1.21.4 with a world border set at 16k in every direction
Server hosted in Ashburn, VA

Server Rules
Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Strictly 21+ server, not child friendly. PVP is turned on, play fair. No hacking or unfair advantages. Pranking is fine within reason. Favorite breed of cat required in application. Keep the server neat and tidy. Don’t kill withers in the over-world. “It’s Fine.”

Other Important Details
No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features AFK Detection CoordinatesHUD, Armor Stand Book, and more Custom PVE group boss and dungeons Fast Leaf Decay, Craftable Light Blocks, and more

FAQ
Question	Answer
Is the server child friendly?	No, we are a strict 21+ server and not child friendly.
Can I grief, steal, or use hacks?	No, these actions are strictly prohibited on our server.
What version is the server currently running on?	We are currently running on version 1.21.4
Do you have any custom features?	Yes, we have several custom features such as custom recipes, AFK Detection, and more.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can find more information on our Discord server and submit an application there.

Inferno’s Edge 1.21.2

1.21.2, approach, Attention, BELIEF, caustic personalities, DATING, delusions, edge, Incels, Infernos, irreproachable, lack of self-awareness, Loneliness, Miserable, ONLINE, PITY, psyopped, repellant, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-pity, short guy, single, victim delusions, woe is me

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-fulfilling prophecies and caustic personalities! We’ve got incels galore who are convinced they’ll never find love, but hey, that just adds to the fun! You’ll be amazed at the lack of self-awareness and the staggering beliefs these guys hold. Plus, if you’re a short guy, don’t worry – the girls on our server don’t care about height. In fact, they’ve dated guys of all shapes and sizes, so you’ll fit right in! Approach an incel and get ready for some woe-is-me victim delusions that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs love when you’ve got drama like this?

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CakeSnatcherCraft

accomplishment, Boundaries, Cake, CakeSnatcherCraft, celebration, Communication, dessert, emotional response, Empathy, family dynamics, family gathering, hurt feelings, personal growth, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-care, Sobriety, Support, Understanding, validation

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates your victories, big or small? Look no further than our server, where we throw a party for every little achievement!

Imagine this: you finally build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of, and we throw you a virtual parade complete with fireworks and cake (don’t worry, we won’t let your niece steal the spotlight).

But wait, there’s more! If you hit one year sober like our friend here, we’ll have the whole server singing your praises and cheering you on. And if anyone tries to steal your thunder, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join us for a wild ride of celebrations and support, where even the smallest victories are met with big cheers. And hey, if you need to take your cake and eat it too, we’ve got your back. So come on over and let’s party like it’s block party time!

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VergeOfEureka

advancement, Awareness, breakthroughs, Cutting Edge, Development, discovery, emerging technologies, Future, groundbreaking discoveries, hidden potentials, innovation, knowledge, overlooked advancements, Potential, research, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, scientific revolution, Technology, Under The Radar, VergeOfEureka

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is about to unveil the most mind-blowing scientific breakthrough in the history of blocky worlds! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Join us and be a part of this groundbreaking discovery that will have Steve scratching his pixelated head in amazement. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the future of Minecraft unfold before your very eyes!

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