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HouseFlipFlop

Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet bills

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.

Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealth

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Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources.
Ranks	Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Skills System	Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities.
Massive World	Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version with new features and blocks.

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.

5. How do I level up skills?

Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.

6. How big is the world on the server?

Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Emeralds Found:	6013	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	72856	Crops Grown:	3144
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8703	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2892
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

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HouseFlipFlop

Stats November 22, 2024

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

GrindCraft20sPayOff

Stats November 22, 2024

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

Stats November 22, 2024

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

Stats November 22, 2024

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Stats November 22, 2024

Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

5. How do I level up skills?

6. How big is the world on the server?

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

Stats November 22, 2024

HubbyHomesickCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ores Mined:	8439	Emeralds Found:	5506
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3069	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Animals Bred:	100
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1