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Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3111	Animals Bred:	107
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	681585
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

bergen, Bergens, big, brother, city, culture, demographics, demographics trend, Diversity, ethnicity, European, facts, immigration, largest city, migrants, Minecraft, nonsense, norway, norwegian, Population, Scandinavian, Server, society, statistics, Truth, Urban

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1934	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Animals Bred:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9452
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?