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BlockyBrigade: DetentionDisaster

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, BlockyBrigade, Detainee, Detainees, detainment, Detention Facility, DetentionDisaster, Held, HUMAN RIGHTS, idf, interrogation, investigation, Israeli defense forces, Justice, Military, Military Police, misconduct, Raid, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the military police raid the IDF detention facility? Well, now’s your chance! Come join us and witness the chaos as 9 players are held for ‘serious abuse of a detainee’ – who knew Minecraft could get so intense?!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun activities too! Build your own prison and see if you can escape before the military police come knocking. Or team up with your friends and start a riot in the cafeteria – just make sure to grab some cake before things get out of hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when the military police might show up again.

SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

acceptance, acceptance of fate, contemplation, death, Deep thinking, existentialism, inevitability, leisurely pace, life’s pointlessness, Lifes, mortality, patience, philosophy, pointlessness, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, slow movement, slow pace, SlowlyCraft, snails, turtles, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!

imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.

plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.

CartilageCraft

bioactive materials, Biomaterials, biotechnology, bone regeneration, cartilage cells, cartilage repair, CartilageCraft, cell receptors, cell regeneration, cell therapy, damaged cartilage, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanofibers, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, neurons, regenerative medicine, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOL COME TO OUR SERVER AND DANCE WITH NANO FIBERS!!! THEY MAKE YOUR CARTILAGE CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND HEAL FASTER!!! IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DOING THE CHA CHA CHA AND YOUR BONES BREAKDANCING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE EVEN THE BLOCKS GET DOWN AND BOOGIE!!!

SnakePitMC Survival

Adventure PvP Vanilla Skyblock Factions Roleplay Creative Minigames Economy Towny Hardcore Modded Pixelmon BedWars SkyWars Prison Parkour Anarchy Prison RPG, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

SnakePitMC is an exciting Survival Minecraft server where players venture into the wilderness, gathering resources and battling the elements to thrive.

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JotunheimMC

1.21, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Cross-Play, Dangers, Discord, Economy, Factions, Intense battles, JotunheimMC, master status, MCMMO, MECHS, Minecraft, mobs, NPC-Quester, PvP, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Skills, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Items Found:	3261	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

OPENS OFFICIALLY20. JULY

Welcome to Jotunheim – the ultimate Minecraft experience for version 1.21!

MCMMO: Improve your skills and achieve master status! Survival: Gather resources, build impressive structures, and survive the dangers. NPC-Quester: Encounter NPCs with exciting quests and rewards. PVP: Test your skills against other players in intense battles. All-new 1.21 experience: Explore new biomes, mobs and mechs.

Join our community: Discord: https://discord.gg/wGSjZGEvHWNettsted: jotunmc.no

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Surviving on the Perfect SMP Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist joining our Discord

border, BUILD, Chunks, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Farms, Grief, JOINING, Limits, Minecraft, perfect, Plugins, Protection, PvP, Redstone, Resist, Server, smp, Surviving, Trading, Updates, villagers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	3982
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Perfect SMP Overview

Perfect SMP IP: PerfectSMP.com

Perfect SMP Discord: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

Perfect SMP is a Minecraft 1.21 survival server with grief protection. No resets. No world border limits. When a new Minecraft update is released, the new chunks will be added to the world without a reset and without needing to limit the world border

Features

Features	Yes/No

Grief Protection	Yes
Survival	Yes
No resets	Yes
New chunks after new update is released	Yes
No World Border restrictions	No world border restrictions indeed

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP server? A: You can join by using the IP PerfectSMP.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there grief protection on the server? A: Yes, there is grief protection on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Are there any world resets on the server? A: No, there are no resets on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Is there a limit to the world border on the server? A: No, there are no world border restrictions on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP Discord server? A: You can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

CraftyCunt Minecraft Server

CraftyCunt, Fantasy pregnancy, fetish desires, Impregnation fetish, Impregnation kink, Interracial impregnation, Interracial Relationships, Interracial reproduction, Minecraft, Pregnancy kink, Race fetish, Race of the woman you’d impregnate, race play, Racial fantasies, Server, sexual fantasies, sexual fetishes, sexual preferences, taboo desires, taboo fantasies, Your cunt, Your race

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7159	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

BabyRage Minecraft Server

academic pressure, avoidance, BabyRage, body shaming, colorism, comparison, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hospital visit, infertility issues, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, newborn baby, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, social anxiety, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ores Mined:	8166
Love Letters Sent:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of feeling like the mistake in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly compared to your siblings! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the pressure of living up to unrealistic expectations.

Unlike real life, where your family constantly reminds you of your flaws, on our server, you can build your own empire and be the ruler of your own destiny. No more being berated for your appearance or feeling like you’re not good enough. On our server, you’re a superstar!

Escape the drama of family gatherings and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best version of yourself. No more feeling like the odd one out or being overshadowed by your siblings. Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any comparisons or criticisms. It’s time to take control of your own story and have some fun in a world where you’re the star!

WeddingDramaCraft

bridezilla, choosing sides, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, maid of honor, refusing to help, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, standing up for spouse, support spouse, uninvited husband, wedding day drama, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts, like uninviting your sister’s charismatic husband from the wedding. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer virtual worlds and build epic structures?

Don’t be stuck between a rock and a hard place, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we promise no one will bombard you with messages about ruining their virtual wedding – unless it’s all in good fun!

So say goodbye to real-life dilemmas and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knew escaping family drama could be so entertaining?