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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1963 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7409 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.
Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.
Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!
