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Justin’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect you!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary player, Justin, who has built a castle made entirely out of golden carrots? Rumor has it that if you can find Justin and defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes! But be warned, Justin is a master at the floss and will not go down without a fight.

Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Nijicaust Distraction – Don’t Let It Distract You from the Fact That I’m a Creeper Magnet

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Pekora buying a monkey? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to embrace the madness. We’ve got more drama than a hololive collab and more pranks than a Kson on the loose.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while dodging TNT traps set by your fellow players. Or maybe you’re more into exploring the vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that have been turned into clowns for some reason.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant chicken will come crashing down on your carefully crafted castle or when a group of players dressed as penguins will start a dance party in the middle of a raid.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and question your sanity all in one Minecraft session, come join us on this wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos tolerance.

HungryCrafters

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

AddictiveCraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Do you find yourself constantly craving that sweet, sweet block-breaking action? Are you always dreaming of building the ultimate diamond palace in the sky? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with insane events like Creeper Olympics, where you have to outrun exploding creepers to win fabulous prizes! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where villagers bust out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox! So if you’re ready to join a community of fellow blockheads who share your addiction to all things Minecraft, then come on down and join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your own pickaxe, then you might regret it a little bit).

BlockyBlast18

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

If I could go back to being 18, I would tell myself to join this Minecraft server because it’s the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a diamond helmet trying to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs. So yeah, forget about investing in Bitcoin or studying for exams, come join us and live your best virtual life!

PressFreedomCraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself insists there is press freedom in russia as long as u obey the law!!! we have epic builds like a giant statue of putin riding a bear and a secret underground bunker filled with vodka and caviar!! join now to experience the thrill of dodging russian spies while building ur own communist utopia!! trust us, u won’t regret it comrade!! #freedomofpress #russianspies #vodkaandcaviar

CraftyPolishPatriots

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like the ultimate boss battle and they have to shoot down russian missiles over ukraine to protect their national security HAHAHA join our server and be part of this epic battle! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot world domination with your friends. come join us and be part of the chaos!

ArthritisCraft – The Gel Adventure

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that can cure ur arthritis? yea u heard me right, our new hydrogel ‘invention’ is gonna slow down and treat arthritis in early stages, like whaaaat. imagine mining diamonds and ur joints feeling better at the same time, mind blown right? come join us and be part of this breakthrough development that’s gonna bring hope to millions of people suffering from osteoarthritis. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our server, so like why wouldn’t u wanna join? let’s mine and heal together, join now! 🦄🐷💎 #minecraftmagic #curearthritis #unicornsanddiamonds

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Items Found:	6665	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Cash is a singer-songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. His music blends elements of folk, rock, and country, creating a unique sound that resonates with audiences. With influences ranging from Bob Dylan to Johnny Cash, Cash delivers authentic and raw performances that leave a lasting impression. His honest songwriting and powerful voice have earned him a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

EtiquetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of sportsmanship and etiquette like you’ve never seen before! Start off each game by wishing your opponents good luck and have fun, because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Even when you’re losing, remember to say good game and show respect to your fellow gamers. Compliment your opponent’s sick plays and be patient with your teammates – after all, we’re all just trying to survive in this crazy blocky world. So come on, join us for a game where manners and good vibes reign supreme!