The eunuch does not – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Skullcraft Minecraft Server

2nd Encore, balance adjustments, beginner focused, beginner guide, beginner resources, casual lobbies, character overview, Combos, digital art, discord community, Fighting Game, gameplay wiki, History, match videos, merchandise, Minecraft, online tournaments, psn, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, skullcraft, Skullgirls

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for straight girls who love to game! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. 2. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball at a party. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park. 4. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at – seriously, it’s like Hogwarts up in here. 5. The creepers on our server are actually really nice once you get to know them – they just want a hug!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP

000, 70, financial markets, Investment, market analysis, market trends, market volatility, risk management, short selling, short selling at $70k, short selling tips, ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP, shorting at $70k, shorting opportunities, shorting positions, shorting stocks, shorting strategy, stock market, Stock Trading, trading at $70k, trading strategy, trading techniques

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

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CraftyLove: Anniversary Abandonment Angst

abandonment, Agreement, alcoholism, anger, angst, anniversary, ASD, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, Conflict, control, CraftyLove, Disappointment, Fiance, poker, relationship, Son, Support, Therapy, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with unreliable partners who prioritize poker over anniversaries? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any drunken fiancés ruining the fun! Our server is alcohol-free and full of supportive players who will never leave you hanging for a game of cards. Say goodbye to controlling jerks and hello to a community where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best castle in all of Minecraft! Join now and leave the drama behind!

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HezbaCraft: Paying the Price!

Attack, Blame, CASUALTIES, children, Condemnation, Conflict, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, innocent victims, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military response, pay the price, Paying, political tension, price, RETALIATION, soccer field, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got so much cool stuff going on, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sweet castle or something, and then BAM! a herd of flying pigs comes swooping in, dropping diamonds and emeralds all over the place. it’s like a magical piggy bank explosion, man.

and don’t even get me started on the mobs. we’ve got zombies doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers… well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but it’s all in good fun, right?

plus, our community is the best. we’ve got wizards, ninjas, and even a talking llama who tells the best jokes. seriously, you won’t find a cooler group of players anywhere else.

so come join us on this wild, wacky adventure. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? just watch out for those pesky flying pigs. they’re always up to something.

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Fakecraft: Where every tree whispers secrets and every creeper cries when you defeat them 1.21

Bases, bedrock, build battles, community-drawn discussions, creeper, Cries, Defeat, Discord, Essentialsx, FakeCraft, Griefing, home, Ip:, java, new members, Plugins, Polls, PORT, PvP battles, pvp combat, Rtp, Secrets, smp, stealing, Tpa, Tree, Vanillatweaks, Whispers

ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒻𝓉 Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Survival server with various features and a welcoming community
Datapacks	VanillaTweaks
Plugins	EssentialsX
Commands	/tpa, /home, /rtp
Community	Helpful members and engaging discussions
Events	Build battles, PvP battles, polls
Rules	Stealing allowed, griefing not allowed, PvP combat allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the JAVA server, use the IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com. For BEDROCK, use the same IP and port 19132.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host build battles, PvP battles, and polls where players can vote on new updates for the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing other players’ bases is not allowed on the server.

Can I find help navigating the server as a new member?

Yes, the community is friendly and willing to help new members find their way around the server.

How can I stay connected with the server outside of Minecraft?

You can join our Discord server with this invite link: https://discord.gg/8zK6VhG6UQ

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

ADD, Discord, Find, lonely, LonelyCraft, long tail tags, love, me, Minecraft, please, post, puppyfairy, sad, Server, Someone, tags, Talk, Threads, Want

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you long for companionship and someone to talk to? Look no further, for our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become part of our wacky and wild community where puppies and fairies roam free. Our Discord is filled with love and laughter, and we guarantee you’ll never feel lonely again. So come on, join us and let the magic of friendship fill your heart!

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Minecraft SMP: /hor/ – Spooky Scaries

bloodcurdling, chilling, comfy horror, creepy, Edition, eerie, fear, general, Ghostly, Haunted, hor, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, POSTERS, Scaries, Scary, slasher, smp, spooky, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Terror, Thriller

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can build, survive, and laugh your way through spooky adventures! Our server is filled with comfy horror posters that will make you jump out of your seat with joy. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a haunted house while cuddling with your favorite plushie.

But beware, the horror posters have a mind of their own and may come to life to prank unsuspecting players. One time, a player built a cozy cabin only to have it haunted by a mischievous ghost who rearranged all the furniture every night. It was both terrifying and hilarious!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you scream with laughter, come join us! Who knows what spooky surprises await you in our comfy horror posters edition of Minecraft SMP.

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12HourFriend Minecraft Server

12HourFriend, abandonment, alcohol, bar hopping, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, crisis management., Decision making, friendship, Hospital, Investigator, Minecraft, mutual friend, NCIS, North Carolina, Safety, Server, Trust, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a night out with friends in North Carolina! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the story of two friends on vacation.

Discover the thrill of trying to convince your friend not to leave with random guys, only to end up sleeping on a bench outside the hotel. Experience the adrenaline rush of booking a last-minute flight home because you no longer feel safe with your friend. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a mysterious call from an “NCIS investigator” asking for your side of the story!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience real-life chaos and confusion in the virtual world?

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BBQGate: No +1s Without Permission

bbq, BBQGate, Boundaries, Communication, friendship, friendship boundaries, Hosting, hosting etiquette, hosting friends, ignoring calls, impromptu gatherings, last minute plans, Permission, personal space, setting boundaries, social etiquette, socializing, unexpected guests, unexpected invitations, unexpected visitors, uninvited guests

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from friends who invite themselves over for impromptu BBQ parties? Look no further, because on our server, the only unexpected guests you’ll have to deal with are creepers trying to blow up your house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who needs a friend who can’t take a hint when you can have a whole community of gamers who respect your personal space (and your address)?

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Because let’s face it, dealing with virtual zombies is way more fun than dealing with unwanted guests showing up at your doorstep uninvited!

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HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP

alternative history, ancient civilizations, famous figures, funny, HistoricalFails, History, humor, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical events, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, hypothetical social media, idiotic posts, internet humor, Minecraft, ridiculous posts, satire, silly, smp, social media, time periods, time travel, what if

Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity

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