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Safe Poland Minecraft Server

anti-American, Anti-establishment, anti-EU, anti-German, anti-NATO, anti-Western, CONSERVATIVE, eastern europe, elections, foreign relations, Minecraft, nationalist, nationalistic, next elections, Party, patriotism, Poland, political party, pro-Russian, Safe, Safe Poland, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Voting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Votes:	9680

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

Compliment, Country, Courtesy, culture, customer service, Etiquette, Friendly, good morning, HAT, Kindness, MAAM, Manners, Minecraft, nod, Polite, Region, Respect, Shirt, Sir, smp, southern hospitality, thank you, tradition, WAVE

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magic Items Found:	8194	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

admitting., amazing phenomenon, corpo drones, Corpos, Cultural differences, EN curse, Entertainment, EOP, holoEN, HoloEns, hololive, indies, lack, lack of professionalism, language barrier, learn Japanese, Minecraft, normal, Online Community, Professionalism, smp, sophism, virtual idols, Vtubers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6599	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

Advanced engineering, aerospace, aluminum, cool design, creative design., efficient mode, efficient transportation, Functional, futuristic, Gay, innovative technology, Minecraft, MODERN, Pringle cans, propulsion system, Quiet, Server, Shuttle, Sleek, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, spacecraft, stylish

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

DISAPPOINTING, disappointing release, Failure, lack of innovation, lackluster, letdown, mediocre, Minecraft, missed opportunity, not worth the wait, Outdated, Release, smp, stagnant, subpar, thinking, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, unimpressive, Unoriginal, unsatisfactory, wasted potential

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mines Excavated:	1026
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6535	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

administration, CAPITALIPSIS, develop, Economy, farmcoins, Features, Mechanics, Minecraft, newplayers, playaspleaase, Plugins, privacy, Private, Privilege, responsive, Server, stablework, translatedplugins, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Votes:	8066	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

• Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

We will always welcome new players ^^

capitalypse.net

Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, BOUGHT, care, caught up, Demon, dump, FANTASY, Hero, LEVEL, Level 1 Demon Lord, long tail, Lord, Manga, Minecraft, nyaa, One-Room Hero, png, put on Nyaa, room, scanlation, Server, seven seas, Volume 6

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

#DemocraticParty, #KamalaHQ, #Mamala, #MommyKamala, #POTUS47, #PresidentHarris, #snopes, Brat, Campaign, Coconut, democrats, Diamond, DYNASTY, elections, kamalaharris, MAGA, memes, Minecraft, Politics, reddit, smp, TDD, trump, vp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	96
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	2492	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7883	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!