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Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mines Excavated:	2256	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Emeralds Found:	7747	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6955	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	9144
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimension Hops:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Crops Grown:	8396	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1033
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.