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SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Farms Harvested:	882
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	5636
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9548
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!