The DUMBEST Minecraft Speedruns… Minecraft Servers

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2979
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

DECIDE, first ONA, Good, how, kyousougiga, Kyousougiga ONA, Kyousougiga ONA first episode, Kyousougiga ONA good, Kyousougiga ONA meh, Kyousougiga ONA specials, Kyousougiga specials, Kyousougiga TV Anime, Kyousougiga TV Anime specials, meh, Minecraft, ONA, remaining ONAs, Server, Specials, TV anime, watch

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6468
Void Gems Collected:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	7466	Holy Grails Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8177
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Farms Harvested:	635
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

advice, amateur horror, analog horror, b.., Blend, creator, Creators, Creature, creature design, horror aesthetics, horror art, horror community, horror creature concept, horror enthusiasts, horror fans, horror genre, horror inspiration, lo-fi, look, Minecraft, Server, Spoopy, tangible

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2139
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!