the division survival Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	835	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Void Gems Collected:	33
Runes Activated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	5806	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ores Mined:	1921
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	2891	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!