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Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

antidepressant, brain function, depression relief, depression treatment, glutamate receptor, gun, INTERRUPTS, ketamine, ketamine research, ketamine therapy, Machine, mental health, mental health breakthrough, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilization, neural activity, neuroplasticity, neurotransmitters, NMDA receptor, psychiatric medication, psychiatric therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	190
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

What is the IP for Swag x Godly Minecraft Server?

GODLY, Minecraft, Server, swag

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	111

Swag x Godly is a talented and versatile artist who combines elements of swag and spirituality in his music. With his unique blend of street smarts and higher consciousness, he captures the attention of listeners with his catchy hooks and thought-provoking lyrics. Swag x Godly is carving out his own lane in the music industry, elevating the rap game with his innovative style and infectious energy.

Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	4678
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	2986
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

play.leastnw.com

Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Emeralds Found:	3019
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, August 27th, companies, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIII, Linkshells, Live, Lodestone, LXXXIII, MALE MIDLANDERS, middie gang, Minecraft, part, Producer, Resources, September 11th, smp, special event, The Rising, xivg

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hey there, fellow midlanders! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got free diamonds for all new members, because why not? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). Let’s do this, midie gang!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, attention seeker, Communication, Confrontation, creepy stalker, creepycraft, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Girlfriend, judgment, LEAVING, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perspective, Public, relationship, Server, shopping, Store, Support, Trust, validation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and guessing what will happen next? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy adventure will come your way!

Join us for the chance to experience wild scenarios like being accused of stalking your own girlfriend in a grocery store! Who needs boring old quests and missions when you can navigate through misunderstandings and drama like this?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be called a creep by random strangers and have your girlfriend not even defend you! It’s all part of the fun and excitement on our server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us today! Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know what outrageous situation might come your way next!

SariNotSorryMC

Birthday Party, Chinese, cultural acceptance, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural boundaries, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, fashion, Friend, Indian clothing, Multiculturalism, Sari, SariNotSorryMC, traditional attire

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural appropriation is a thing of the past and dressing up in any attire is encouraged!

Join us for epic birthday parties where your Indian friend will personally handpick a sari for you to wear. Don’t worry about cultural sensitivity, because on our server, diversity is celebrated with open arms (and closets full of beautiful clothing).

Experience the thrill of walking to your friend’s house in a stunning sari, only to be confronted by a random woman who just can’t handle your fabulous fashion choices. But fear not, because on our server, even the haters can’t rain on your parade.

Share your outrageous stories with friends who understand the struggle of being accused of cultural appropriation for simply following a friend’s request. And if you ever doubt your fashion choices, just remember that on our server, anything goes – whether it’s western attire or traditional Indian clothing.

So come on over and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where cultural boundaries are meant to be crossed and fashion faux pas are a thing of the past. Don’t be afraid to embrace your unique style and stand out from the crowd – because on our server, we celebrate diversity in all its colorful glory!

StressReliefCraft SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, stress, Stress Management, StressReliefCraft, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you feel like your real life stress is taking over your virtual world? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your worries into blocks of obsidian! Join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and battle creepers with your new virtual pals. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of crazy gamers to hang out with? Come join us and let’s laugh our way to mental health together!

BlockyBlunders

BlockyBlunders, Burnout, career, difficult boss, Frustration, Job, job insecurity, lack of appreciation, lack of growth, lack of work-life balance, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, no passion, office politics, repetitive tasks, stress, toxic environment, unfulfilling, work, worst thing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3938
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7774
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of your job being as boring as watching grass grow in Minecraft? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous creepers start a dance party right in front of you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the boring real world. Who needs a job when you can spend your days battling giant chickens and partying with creepers?