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The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3420	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Animals Bred:	141	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	9323	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	98	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Votes:	6208	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!