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Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1591	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6299	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3285	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Votes:	3322
Ores Mined:	9655	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	4296	Magic Items Found:	6159
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	246	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	4179
Votes:	3699	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!