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CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	8661
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4689
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7271	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!