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WisdomCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, enduring knowledge, enduring wisdom, impactful advice, insightful words, lasting words, life lessons, meaningful lessons, memorable advice, Never forget, piece of wisdom, profound teachings, sage advice, timeless teachings, Timeless wisdom, unforgettable guidance, unforgettable quotes, valuable insight, valuable life lessons, WisdomCraft, wise counsel, words of wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Remember, on our Minecraft server, the only wisdom you need is to always carry a diamond sword and never trust a creeper wearing sunglasses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret treasure hunts in the Nether, and a friendly community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous!

WarCraftEU: Macron’s Warning

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., defense cooperation, diplomatic negotiations, european defense, european union, european unity, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Macron, Macrons, military intervention, military support, peace talks, peacekeeping efforts, prolonged war, security measures, strategy, ukraine war, WarCraftEU, Warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Votes:	336
Divine Spears Created:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Towns Built:	7

so, like, u know how Macron is all like, “yo, we gotta be ready for this Ukraine war to go on for, like, EVER”? well, this server is like the perfect training ground for that, bro. we got crazy battles, epic defenses, and a whole bunch of European vibes goin’ on. join us and be part of the STRONGER defense strategy, man. Macron would totally approve, trust me. come get your war on and show those creepers who’s boss!

Air Pollution & Brain Damage: The Blocky Saga

Air, air pollution, air quality, blocky, Brain, brain damage, brain development, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Damage, Environment, health, neurological disorders, neurology, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, pollution research, pollution studies, research, respiratory health, Saga, Science, STUDIES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
New Chunks Explored:	204858	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of breathing in all that dirty air in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the air is so clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen straight from the heavens! Plus, all that fresh air will make you feel so smart, you’ll be inventing new redstone contraptions like a mad scientist on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s been proven to actually reverse brain damage! That’s right, all those times you accidentally walked into a cactus or fell into a pit of lava will be a thing of the past. Say goodbye to those embarrassing moments and hello to a brand new, super intelligent you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the cleanest air and smartest brain you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Folk Belief

13, Arrival, BELIEF, Community, excitedly, fit, folk, folk belief, Google form, Lore, Mods, optifine, Server, Small Community, smp, TBD, Tweaks, Vanilla, voice chat, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Crops Grown:	2768	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	3004	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Folk belief SMP is a server mainly focused on community and lore aspects, with little to no mods (simple voice chat, vanilla tweaks and Optifine). We already have a small community excitedly waiting for its arrival (TBD) and all you need to do to join our community is fill out the SMP Google Form to see if you would fit into the community (13+).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Folk belief SMP?	Folk belief SMP is a Minecraft server focused on community and lore, with minimal mods.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Only simple voice chat, vanilla tweaks, and Optifine are allowed.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the SMP Google Form provided in the server overview section.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the server is for ages 13 and above.

Ninja Neighbors – Cozy Beginnings 1.20.4

1.20.4, BEGINNINGS, cosmonaut, Cozy, Don’t Dress Up My Sweet Sweet Love, dress up, girl, Irina, kunoichi, love, loving, Manga, Nazeka Dousei Hajimemashita, NEET, neighbors, ninja, Poster, real, Respect, romcom, Romcoms, sweet love, Vampire, Vampire Cosmonaut

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This girl on there is like, totally obsessed with Irina: The Vampire Cosmonaut and Don’t Dress Up My Sweet Sweet Love manga. Like, who even reads that stuff? But hey, she’s real and she’s on the server, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Plus, she’s all about that romcom life, so you know she’s cool. Get on this server and maybe you’ll find your own vampire cosmonaut romance, who knows? Just do it, man!

SatanCraft Wedding Day

acceptance, atheist father, best friend officiant, catholic mother, community service, Day, defiance, Expectations, family conflict, freak wedding, metalhead officiant, non-religious family, resolution, same-sex marriage, SatanCraft, satanic temple, satanic wedding, supportive family, theistic religion, trans woman, values alignment, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that defies expectations and is full of fun and freakiness? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there! Just like how this couple wanted a wedding that was defiant and different, our server offers a unique experience that will leave you wanting more.

Join our server and experience a world where Satanist metalheads officiate weddings, where non-religious families clash over ceremony choices, and where trans women marry their lovely fiancees in the most epic way possible. And don’t worry, our server is all about fun and community service – just like The Satanic Temple!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as this wedding drama, come join us and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of your own crazy adventure. Join now and let the fun begin!

PixelPanic2025

anxiety, apprehension, Challenges, CHANGE, concern, doubt, Economy, Environment, fear, Future, Global Issues, Government, Insecurity, leadership, next 4 years, PixelPanic2025, Politics, society, uncertainty, unpredictability, Worried

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of worrying about the future and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs to worry about the next 4 years when you can spend your time mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to train players for the impending zombie apocalypse. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be prepared to survive when the undead rise up and take over the world.

So why wait? Join our server now and start crafting your way to a brighter, zombie-filled future!

First Lady’s Ball 1.21.2

1.21.2, AGES, Ball, Cultural significance, elegant gown, fashion statement, first lady, formal attire, formal event, glamorous outfit, historical moment, historical occasion, iconic moment, inauguration ball, lady’s, official event, political event, political figure, political history, powerful woman, presidential inauguration, public appearance, White House event

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like having the First Lady at an inauguration ball, but on steroids. And not just any steroids, like the ones that make you jacked up and ready to take on the world. It’s gonna be one for the Ages, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Elon’s Salute SMP

Communication, company culture, controversy, discussion, elon musk, Elons, employees, gossip, internal chatter, leadership, News, Opinions, reactions, rumor mill, salute, smp, social media, spacex, speculation, tesla, trending, Workplace

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in a virtual world with a bunch of cool peeps, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more! This server is run by employees of Tesla and SpaceX, so you know it’s gonna be out of this world (literally).

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself pops in from time to time to check out our creations and drop some sick loot. Can you imagine the bragging rights of telling your friends that you built a virtual castle that got a thumbs up from the man himself? Plus, we have secret chats where we discuss all the juicy gossip about Elon’s latest projects and salutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the galaxy. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always mine responsibly. Peace out, fellow gamers!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, Decision making, hindsight, impactful choice, life changing, life choices, life lessons, life-altering, life-changing decision, life-changing experiences, life-changing moment, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, pivotal moment, self improvement, self reflection, significant impact, small decision, transformative decision, turning point

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about participating in our daily llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Make a small decision to join our server and you could find yourself stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Who knew he had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your life changed in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!