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Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	82	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Creatures of Legend, Deception, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, friendship, horned creatures, horned horses, loyalty, Magic, magical animals, Miko, Minecraft, mythical animals, mythical beings, mythical creatures, smp, trust issues, turned, turned against, unicorns

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoSisKidsDailyBabysit

Babysitting, Boundaries, childfree, Choice, Communication, family, Free Time, Guilt, Help, NoSisKidsDailyBabysit, parents, PRESSURE, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stand your ground, Support, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	673327
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being guilted into babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that! No family drama here, just pure fun and games.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build magnificent structures and explore vast landscapes. No pressure to babysit virtual kids here, just endless possibilities and entertainment.

So come on, leave the real world responsibilities behind and join our server for a truly guilt-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build some epic block castles and forget about babysitting for good!

UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping, counseling, emotional, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, marriage advice, mental health, partner, personal growth, relationships, satisfaction, sex life, Support, Therapy, Understanding, UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in a loveless marriage with no spark in the bedroom? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual family.

Our server is filled with players who have also found themselves in lackluster relationships, but have found true love in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a partner who can’t satisfy you when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to take out your frustrations on?

So come join us and leave your boring real life behind. Who knows, you might even find a new partner who knows how to enchant your pickaxe in all the right ways 😉.

CheatDayCraft

Cheat Day, cheat day food, cheat day meal, cheat day treats, Cheat Meal, cheat meal ideas, cheat snack, CheatDayCraft, comfort eating, comfort food, Favorite Food, food cravings, food indulgence, guilty pleasure, indulgence, treat yourself, weekend cheat, weekend indulgence, weekend splurge, weekend treat

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Divine Spears Created:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat food is stale bread? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the cheat food is unlimited pizza delivered straight to your virtual doorstep by a fleet of flying pigs! That’s right, no more settling for measly bread crumbs when you can feast like a king on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pizza, a pizza so delicious that it’s rumored to grant players special powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from their fingertips. So come join us and indulge in the most epic cheat food experience of your life. Trust us, once you’ve tasted the Diamond Pizza, you’ll never want to play on another server again!

SpyCraft USA – Top Candidates

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, America, candidates, cia, Espionage, espionage agency, espionage missions, espionage tactics, fbi, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, national security, Recruitment, Spy, Spycraft, Top, top secret, undercover, united states, Usa

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5442
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SECRET SPY BASE BUT IN MINECRAFT. U CAN BE A SUPER SECRET AGENT AND GO ON MISSIONS TO SPY ON OTHER PLAYERS. WE HAVE TOP NOTCH SPY GADGETS LIKE INVISIBILITY POTION AND SECRET COMMUNICATIONS THROUGH REDSTONE. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE JAMES BOND BUT IN BLOCKY FORM. ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE, IT’S A SECRET. SPY ON YOUR FRIENDS AND FOES, BECAUSE IN THIS SERVER, EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT. LET’S GET SNEAKY AND HAVE A BLAST!

VMworld.ru Minecraft server

Antispam, Chat, Community, convenience, Coreprotect, creativity, Exploration, friendly community, Interaction, minecraft server, Online Map, Plasmovoice, Plugins, Regular Updates, Safe, Stable game, Starter Kit, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Vanilla Trains, VMworld.ru

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

## Welcome to VMworld.ru – Vanilla server with new features!

Join us because our server has a lot of vanilla mechanics and unique additions that will make the game even more interesting!

What awaits you on our server:

* Vanilla Plus: Enjoy classic gameplay with the addition of new mechanics and items that expand your creativity and exploration.

* Plugins for convenience:

* Chat: Communicate with other players using a convenient chat that will allow you to share experiences, coordinate actions and simply communicate in a pleasant atmosphere.

* Online map: Track the movements of other players, see where they are building and find them in a huge world.

* Plasmovoice: Speak and listen to other players, creating a realistic atmosphere of interaction.

* Vanilla Trains: Build your own train network to move around the world quickly and efficiently.

* CoreProtect: Provides reliable protection against griefers by tracking all player actions, allowing you to quickly restore everything to its original state.

We offer:

* Friendly Community: Join a fun group of players willing to help each other and create an unforgettable experience.

* Regular updates

plugins: We monitor the latest plugin updates and add new ones to maintain your interest and diversify the game.

* Safe and stable game: Our server runs on reliable hardware, ensuring uninterrupted gaming and protection from crashes and DDOS attacks.

Join us and discover a world where vanilla gameplay is combined with convenient features and bright emotions!

vmworld.20tps.ru

ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!

24/7, Active players, Anti-Xray, Chest locking, Community, Creeper damage, Deathchest, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Enderman, friendship, home, iso, Item Frames, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugin, prank, Pros, Server, Shops, smp, Trade, Vanilla, Vein Miner

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	311724
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Towns Built:	2

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Death chest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy Anti-xray protection Server on 24/7 No creeper block damage No enderman picking up blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server open to all age groups?	No, this server is for players aged 18 and above.
How can I protect my chests?	You can use the chest locking plugin with signs to secure your chests.
Can I make my items invisible?	Yes, you can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Are there player and mob heads available?	Yes, player and mob heads are available in the game.
Is there a way to recover items after death?	Yes, there is a death chest feature to retrieve items after death.
Can I use a vein-miner on this server?	Yes, vein-miner is a supported feature on the server.
Are there player homes and a custom economy system?	Yes, players can set homes and trade with a custom economy system on the server.
Is x-ray cheating prevented on this server?	Yes, there is anti-xray protection in place to prevent cheating.
What are the rules regarding creeper and enderman actions?	Creeper block damage and enderman picking up blocks are disabled on the server.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord through the provided link above.

Crafty Dinners Minecraft Server

comfort food, Crafty, cuisine, Culinary, culinary diversity, Cultural, dinner menu, dinner time, Dinners, DISHES, eating habits, family recipes, Food, Global, homemade, International, last meal, mealtime, Minecraft, Regional, Server, Supper, Traditions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	257	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4262	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of eating the same boring food from your country every day? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special last meal of the day that will blow your mind! Imagine feasting on diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper-shaped cookies. Your taste buds will thank you for joining our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So why settle for boring meals in your country when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a culinary adventure like never before? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a smile on your face!

Final Fantasy X Sucks Minecraft SMP

critique, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy series, Final Fantasy X, final fantasy x characters, final fantasy x critique, final fantasy x gameplay, final fantasy x graphics, final fantasy x music, final fantasy x opinion, final fantasy x review, final fantasy x story, final fantasy x sucks, Gaming, Minecraft, negative review, opinion, role-playing game, smp, SUCKS, unpopular opinion, video game

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you think Final Fantasy X sucks and you want to debate about it with fellow gamers who share your controversial opinion. We have a designated “FFX Sucks” chat channel where you can rant and rave to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” faction, led by the one and only Chicken King. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can summon an army of feathered warriors to protect his land from any intruders. Will you join the Chicken Army and fight for glory?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of diamonds as the entrance fee.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).