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Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

4chan, Anonymity, Board, browsing habits, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity culture, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity privacy, famous internet users, famous people, internet anonymity, internet rumors, internet speculation, Internet Theory, Minecraft, online activity, online anonymity, online forums, online presence, smp, social media, Taylor Swift

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2886	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

1stConviction, activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, China, civil liberties, controversial, crackdown, dissent, first conviction, freedom of speech, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, Legal, legal precedent, political activism, political expression, protest, security law, seditious, SeditiousCraft, t-shirt

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

bisphenols, chemical contamination, chemical detection, chemical exposure assessment, chemical fate, chemical leaching, chemical migration, chemical presence, chemical risk assessment, chemical safety, chemical testing, chemically, cookware, DELICIOUS, environmental health, food contact chemicals, food packaging, FoodieCraft, human exposure, oligomers, PFAS, synthetic antioxidants, toxic chemicals

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9473
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	289
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

aJia, APK, apple store, aRosa, banter, Beginner’s FAQ, blocky, ciel, Counterside General, csg, Dorothy, game installation, gear guide, GLCS24, Global, Global Consortiums, google play, Gremory, HildFriends, Joo Shiyoung, Karin Wong, LANISEPTSWANSONG, Lily, lulu, Minecraft, MOBIUSSTRIPCS24, OCTMAGESTRMCPN01, Ozy, Prestissimo, promo codes, QooApp, raid gear stats, rate ups, Reactors, reroll guide, Resources, RosariaPits, Server, shop guide, Skia, Steam PC client, Swan, twitter, Yanikka

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Potions Brewed:	118
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous identity, anonymous poster, digital communication, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet humor, Laughing Out Loud, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 69225467, Online Community, online forum, online interaction, secret, smp, social media, society, viral content

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	4570	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	6887	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

#venting, childhood best friend, criticism, cutting out, economic hardship, emotional draining, Emotional support, FriendshipFrenzy, loan, Minecraft, mutual friends, parenting choices, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, self-care, selfish, Server, space in my life, Struggling, Support, support system, Taking care of myself, Value

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crops Grown:	1105	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1846
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Skyblock – Skyblock servers offer a similar survival experience to Glimpsy, with players starting on a small island in the sky and having to expand and gather resources to survive. Many Skyblock servers also offer unique challenges and gameplay mechanics to keep things interesting.
Hardcore Survival – Hardcore Survival servers take the survival experience to the next level by adding elements like permadeath and limited resources. Players must carefully manage their resources and avoid dangerous mobs to survive in this challenging environment.
Factions – Factions servers add a competitive element to survival gameplay, with players forming factions and competing against each other for resources and territory. This adds a strategic element to the game, as players must work together to protect their base and fend off rival factions.
Creative – Creative servers offer a different take on Minecraft gameplay, focusing on building and creativity rather than survival. Players can unleash their imagination and build stunning creations in a peaceful, non-competitive environment.

Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a competitive gameplay environment, or a creative outlet, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to Glimpsy that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

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Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

BDSM, bondage, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafty, discipline, Dominant, Exploration, fetish, kink, Minecraft, Pleasure, power exchange, Results, Roleplay, sadomasochism, safe word, Self Discovery, Server, Sexuality, submissive, test

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

boom, boom period, business cycle, Cooling, cooling off, economic analysis, economic data, economic development, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic recovery, economic slowdown, economic stability, economic trends, Economy, financial trends, growth rate, market analysis, market fluctuations, Minecraft, Period, recession, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4773	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Boom Period”, where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!