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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crops Grown:	3988	Dragon Eggs Found:	5426

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

Appetite, big, big guy, craving, Eating, empty stomach, FAMISHED, feed me, Food, growling stomach, guy, hangry, hunger pangs, Hungry, indulgence, mealtime, Minecraft, Munchies, need food, Ravenous, satisfied belly, smp, STARVING, voracious

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

UberCrafters: Parents Edition

Account.., aita, Boundaries, Communication, drop off, early morning, Edition, family, Flight, holidays, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, parents, Peeved, Pick up, relationships, responsibilities, travel, travel arrangements, UberCrafters, Ubers, vacation, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.

Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.

So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He first gained recognition on his channel for his Minecraft Let’s Play videos, before branching out into other popular games such as Fortnite and Among Us. With over 17 million subscribers on YouTube, SSundee has become a well-known figure in the online gaming community.

nemesys-network

Adventure, bigbuilds, bossbattles, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	182	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to NEMESYS Network – the ultimate Minecraft server for modern adventurers! If you’re looking for a fresh, captivating gameplay experience full of potential, you’ve come to the right place.

Join NEMESYS Network now and discover a world full of endless possibilities. Jump into the game and start your adventure with us – we’re sure you’ll find the perfect place to build your dreams and create unforgettable memories.

Server IP: nemesys-network.com

We look forward to having you as part of our story!

nemesys-network.com

Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

Character Banners, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, hoyolab, Imaginary Erudition, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Pneumanull Rice, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Version 2.5 is here, and it’s called “Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue” – sounds fancy, right? But that’s not all, we’ve got a special program that will blow your mind! Just watch the trailers for Jiaoqiu and Myriad Celestia – they’re so epic, they’ll make you want to join our server immediately!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got character banners featuring Jiaoqiu, Sparkle + Hook, Guinaifen, and Arlan – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners – “Those Many Springs” and “Earthly Escapade” will take you on a wild ride through our server.

And if you’re still not convinced, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepless Vodafone Chainlink Theory: A Minecraft SMP Happening!

Acquisition, AST space mobile, ATT, Blockchain, chainlink, chainlink theory, crypto adoption, crypto wallet, digital transformation, gsma, Happening, Mergers and acquisitions, Minecraft, mobile industry, News, no sleep fags, Sleepless, smart phone, smp, Technology, telecommunications, theory, THREE Mobile, vodafone, web3, yahoo news

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3842	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Towns Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Farms Harvested:	153	Ores Mined:	1310
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

But that’s not all – we’re taking it to the next level by turning your in-game smartphone into a crypto wallet, thanks to Chainlink leading the charge in web3 crypto adoption. Who knew you could mine diamonds and Ethereum at the same time?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a ridiculous chain of events unfold while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players? Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your Minecraft life – join us now!

CraftyRejectsMC

career, child care, Communication, Commute, CraftyRejectsMC, Decision making, emotional response, family, friendship, Gratitude, HR, interview, job offer, parenting, Priorities, rejection, salary, single mom, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only commute you’ll have to worry about is the journey to the nearest diamond mine!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure in a virtual world where you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs, without having to worry about missing out on precious time with your family.

Our server offers a better “salary” of in-game currency, so you can afford all the virtual babysitters you need to watch over your little Minecraft villagers while you’re away. Plus, our two days off per week are conveniently scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, so you can still enjoy quality time with your pixelated offspring.

Don’t let your real-life friend’s drama get you down – join our server and let the blocks do the talking! Who needs HR referrals when you have a diamond sword in hand? Come on in and show them who the real boss is in this virtual world!

RussianRaid Minecraft Server

Attack, bombs, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, deadliest, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, global relations, humanitarian, International, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Russian airstrike, RussianRaid, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.

BurntLandWarsMC

Abuse, assault, Boyfriend, burns, BurntLandWarsMC, crime, domestic violence, Fire, Hospital, hospitalised, Justice, land dispute, legal action, Rebecca Cheptegei, Recovery, relationship, Tragedy, tragic, uganda, Victim, violence against women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2706	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	103
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!