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BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	242
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Items Found:	7087	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	105	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Emeralds Found:	8704
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	215	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Emeralds Found:	8897
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Potions Brewed:	121
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

SassySisNoHelp Minecraft Server

book discussions, book recommendations, communication skills, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, literature analysis, Minecraft, moral development, Moral values, parental expectations, Parenting styles, SassySisNoHelp, Server, sibling bonding, sibling influence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Farms Harvested:	171	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3987	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9599

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.

Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.

Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!